when corporate money-grubbing dickweeds interfere with the unalienable right of every american to witness the greatness that is The World Series. the reasoning behind this fiasco is foggy and muddled, and leaves innocent patriots empty and deprived.
johnny: "yo man, can i come by tonight with my girlfriend and her hott friend to watch game 1 ?"
kevin: "naw man, cablevision isnt "offering" that channel..."
johnny: " *silence* "
kevin: "....i got foxfivefucked"