| 1. | fox-math | ||
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Edited figures cited by partisan media outlets that either ignore the larger picture, skew heavily towards a certain political leaning, or are completely fabricated in order to advance a spurious argument. Cited frequently in online political discussions. "I tried to push him on how many incumbents were tossed out in the last election, but he just posted a bunch of fox-math."
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| 2. | Star Fox | ||
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A Super Nintendo game released in 1993 and developed by Argonaut that was one of the first games to feature the SuperFX chip, a math coprocessor installed in the game cartridge that allowed for primitive 3D graphics. The game spawned a lackluster N64 sequel, as well as becoming something of a game icon to furries everywhere. I must have spent hours playing the original Star Fox as a kid.
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| 3. | algebra | ||
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1) A class that most people in the United States can't master because they are mentally lazy and weak and incapable of concentrating on anything for more than 2 seconds unless it will result in an orgasm. 2) The class kids in India, China, and Japan master by the age of 8 thanks to parents that respect education, work with the kids (because they can), and know the material themselves (because they don't sit around all night eating processed food and watching FOX News). 3) A class that American parents continually harass teachers about so the teacher will pass their little air sucking waste of tax dollars despite them being unprepared to move forward with their mathematical lives. 4) A mathematics course people call "dumb" because they can't pass it. also see oxymoron Moron trying to do an algebra problem: It says x + 1 =
2 but I just don't understand why x is 1! I hate algebra! I'm going to give up, stop thinking, and go play with myself until I forget how dumb I am. Indian/Chinese/Japanese parent: Did you finish your algebra? Indian/Chinese/Japanese kid: Yes and I got them all right because I read the book and didn't stop until my answers matched the answers in the back of the book. Indian/Chinese/Japanese parent: Well done! But prove the Fundamental Theorem of Algebra now since American math is made so easy for the fucktards, then I will feed you! Parent: He says he's trying hard and his tutor says he's knows the material. Algebra Teacher: Your kid doesn't study and is manipulating you. If you keep fighting all his battles for him, you will do it the rest of your life while he lives in your basement downloading porn for a living. Algebra is dumb! |
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| 4. | Mathturbation | ||
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The math you do as a republican to make yourself feel better. Mathturbation: What Megyn Kelly told Karl Rove when Fox News Called the race for Obama. (see youtube video "Math you do as a republican")
"Dude, did you see Karl Rove last night totally Mathturbate himself last night with his white board right before President Obama was re-elected." "Yeah, He was really going at it with his magical white board" |
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| 5. | Andross | ||
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A dimwitted individual who can resemble the Andross of the same name from the Star Fox 64 (1997 Nintendo) in any number of ways, more or less. 1: Having a hideous or fugly face. 2: Having eyes that don't match up or are slightly deformed. 3: Slapping and poking random people for no real reason. 4: Attempting to outsmart someone and failing terribly. 5: Smelling like week old dogshit. 6: Confusing and screwing up a simple math problem such as 10-10. 7: Inventing stupid sound effects and saying them at random (Ex: Doiky). 8: Expecting others to come to one's aid, asking for favors and annoying people constantly, etc. 9: Having random face spasms, having strange facial animations. 10: Ignoring warnings and getting oneself into huge trouble, such as massive fianancial debt.
Andross can also be said as "Andrew" (Andross's son). Andross actually took a shower?! No way!
Oh shit, here comes Andross; we better get the hell out of here before he asks us to take him to Wal-Mart! |
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| 6. | PSI | ||
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Pussy per Square Inch. This is an international standardized unit of measurement for square inch of pussy applied to square inch of penis/penii upon penetration. Higher PSI is related to but not conclusive of: better sex, increased number of orgasms, increased intensity, more sexual partners, and a higher probability of contracting an STD. Queefs are also more present in a female with higher PSI, although no direct correlation has been found. The mathematics to define PSI are listed below: (Penis(Surface Area)/Vagina(Surface Area))*((Penis(Circ)-Vagina(Circ))/100)*Penis(Circ)*Penis (Length)*(Penis(Length)-Vagina(Depth)/100)) Example Math: Jew Penis: Length: 10inches Circumference: 9.42 inches Surface Area 94.2 inches squared Twelve Year Old Vietnamese Girl: Depth: 3.5 inches Circumference: 3.14 Inches Surface Area: 10.99 8.6*.063*94.2*.065 = 3.31 In this example, the Jew Penis would feel the pressure of 3 normal pussies on his erect penis during intercourse. This would be amazing. No children were harmed in figuring out this information. I could never get with a Jew Penis again. Last time there was so much PSI I wish I had a blow off valve.
I really want to rail that girl over there and take her for a ride. I feel like my boost meter could hit over 10 PSI. So what do you think our PSI would be baby? I may not be that big, but I'm an expert with Maths and can tell with your small vagina there would be plenty of PSI. OH MY PSI. It's over 9000! Fur and Loathing in Miami: That fox and cat managed to achieve 12 PSI through strategically places holes in their fur suits. That can't be right, my PSI is reading less than one with an Asian girl. Shit, I should go to the doctor tomorrow. |
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| 7. | Bad maths | ||
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This term has come from the study of fractals. To simplify, fractals and self similarity are the geometric principals that can be found throughout nature and indeed the universe as a common blueprint of growth. Things often appear aesthetically pleasing or beautiful because they are mathematically/geometrically perfect. The term 'bad maths' refers to something that is not aesthetically pleasing and out of sync with the universe. Someone tells an awful joke and there is silence, this is 'bad maths'.
A large woman is seen in the front window of a restaurant eating alone, dribbling chicken fat down her fat fucking face 'that is bad maths'. Boy likes girl, girl likes boy, boy gets lucky, goes home with girl, girl has penis.. the unverse is not working in an aesthetically pleasing way.. bad maths. |
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