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Instant Forbes

A term used to describe a jackpot of a specified lottery to be over a billion dollars. Hence, the winner of the jackpot will win a billion dollars or more, meaning that they will be added to the Forbes Billionaires List. In a nutshell, their name will instantly be put on Forbes.
"Hey, did you hear that the jackpot is over 1.4 billion dollars today?"

"You bet! That is like Instant Forbes right there!"
Instant Forbes by VMECK July 30, 2016
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Three and Fourpence 

Alluding to how messages get misheard and distorted when passed down the line from one person to another. Similar to the "Telephone" game in the United States and a less racial version of the British phrase "Chinese Whispers" or the French "téléphone arable".

A story from WWI has it that the important message "Send reinforcements, we're going to advance" was passed along a series of radio operators from the front until it became "Send three and fourpence, we're going to a dance".
I wasn't there myself and so this could all be a bit three and fourpence, but let me tell you what a friend of a friend who was there told him that she said...

forberism 

When a person who thinks they know everything, makes a comment that is ultimately very false.
Did you hear michael with his latest forberism? He thought tv was free in Poland?!
forberism by Adasku September 20, 2020

forbes magazine 

Porn for rich people. An industry magazine where the bourgeoisie elite compare gross figures and share ideas on how to further oppress the proletariat. Often used as a cutting board for cocaine, or rolled up and used to beat the Hispanic maid when she breaks something expensive.
Herbert: "Consuela, did you break my $18,000 crystal statue for Most Racist Employer of 2009?"
Consuela: "Si, senor, lo siento, I --"
*WHACK* *WHACK* *WHACK*
Consuela: "Ay, no!"

Nathan: (reading Forbes Magazine) "I can't wait to use these new marketing techniques to persuade the working class to give me all their money!"
*lays magazine out on table and proceeds to make lines of cocaine with a black American Express card*
Fake Burberry. usually cheaply made, with four or more stripes instead of the usual three. Usually found on pykies, and brought for 99p at the local market.
furberry by CG November 2, 2003

fourceful 

the act of forcing 4 fingers inside of a girl that doesn't even deserve 3.
i totally fourcefulled myself into this match.com bitch last night to show her whose boss. it was fourceful
fourceful by sir bronxalot May 20, 2011