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to pleasure oneself; to extract semen manually Today Johnny wanted to masturbate, but was worried that his mother would catch him and tell him that he would go blind.
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| 44. | Dippers Edge | ||
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A sense of overwhelming power and agility that overcomes one who engages in the use of Smokeless Tobacco products. Once an individual has obtained that "Dippers Edge" he is exempt to being arrested or stopped in any way. Success is inevitable. Dippers Edge most closely represents the fountain of youth, it gives everlasting life and invulnerability. Good thing i had that Dippers Edge or else i probably wouldn't have been able to kill Chuck Norris!
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| 45. | dirty pantie tea | ||
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Dirty pantie tea (DPT) is a drink made from soiled female undergarments. The dirty panties are harvested and boiled in water. The resulting liquid is then consumed. Proponents of DPT claim that it has rejuvenative properties; it has been called "the fountain of youth" and "an energy drink" by DPT aficionados. DPT original gangsta BL claims that his prowess with women is a direct result of consuming DPT. Bransen loves Stephanie's dirty pantie tea.
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| 46. | HWC | ||
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Hot White Cum (see Liz Phair's self-titled album, track 11) "It's the fountain of youth
It's the meaning of life So hot, so sweet, so wet my appetite Gimme your hot white cum (HWC) Gimme your hot white cum (HWC) Gimme your hot white cum (HWC) Gimme your hot white cum (HWC)" |
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| 47. | Juan Ponce de Leon a.k.a Ponce de Leon | ||
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Juan Ponce de Leon a.k.a Ponce de Leon. The guy who found Florida while in search for the legendary fountain of youth. Student: Who found Florida?
Teacher: Juan Ponce de Leon a.k.a Ponce de Leon. |
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| 48. | Boombaclark | ||
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One of the greatest made up words In mankind. As well as "Manjina".
Used on the mighty boosh quite often by Vince Noir. Very cool. Watch the Fountain of Youth episode. He uses it against sandstorm. Vince-"Oi you boombaclark! that hurt!"
Sandstorm-"I'm going to grind you down to a pulp cowboy!" |
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| 49. | Imperial Beverage | ||
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A place of great beauty. A place where the common man can live like a king. A place where the beer flows like wine, and women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. Juan Ponce de León once traveled to this enchanting place in search of the fountain of youth which is rumored to be deep beneath Imperial's solid gold foundation. Imperial is home of the world's only Phoenix, as well as Harry-O, a Titan of the hospitality business, as well as the one man who knows what happened to Atlantis . Michael Jordan once referred to to Imperial as the Mecca of beer distributors. It is a haven to each Pelham resident, and they are the few and the proud who have ever been able to lay eyes on the Goddess Maureen, whose voice is so beautiful, it is said to cause temporary paralysis. Imperial is the solution to every problem a mortal being could have. I urge every man woman and teenager to make a sacred pilgrimage to this beautiful place, and I promise it will be an emotional and enlightening experience beyond your wildest imaginations. "Hey man, do you want to go to the Bahamas or Cancun for Spring Break?"
"Let's go to Imperial Beverage." "Wow that was the greatest Spring Break ever." |
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