Fountain Valley is so small and lame that the town motto is: A nice place to live.
Yep, stolen straight outta Back to the Future.
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: In Orange County.
Person 2: Oh SWEET! You must be like, RICH!
Person 1: No. *punches Person 2*
Person 2: Fountain Valley in Orange County.
Person 1: Is it a nice place to live?
Person 2: It is a nice place to live.