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Flendering 

The act of flendering is simply when one person is flirting with another person yet not using any verbal or physical actions. They are simply flirting back and forth using their facial expressions. This is often seen through "kissy faces", "blushing", "Winky-Dinks", and the "Shrugging of shoulders combined with a slight smirk". A combination of all these result in what is known as floundering.
Felipe: Hey Javier!
Javier: Hey felipe!

Felipe: I enjoyed your use of floundering last night on snapchat
Javier: *Winks *Smirks

Felipe: *Shruggs shoulders while blowing a kissy face and winking his eyes
Carolyne: Wow they are floundering right in front of me.
Flendering- Flirting by using only facial expressions
Flendering by Still Not Jab January 25, 2017
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founding daddy

"Man that boy is such a founding daddy."

fandering 

Pandering to fans, i.e., incorporating otherwise unnecessary or unrelated things into a medium in order to please its fans.
Putting Chewbacca in Episode III was so unnecessary, George Lucas was just fandering.
fandering by teenyw May 30, 2005

Flandering 

To attempt a conversation while unintentionally thoroughly confusing your listener. Approving and negating a topic in the same sentence. To open up a conversation on one topic and randomly change to another. The flanderer may be sober or intoxicated. Rapid successions of the words, "yea, yea, yea, no, no, no"
"Yo dude did you borrow my pen?"

"Yea yea yea, no no no"

"huh?"

"I did, but then I didn't"

"Quit fucking flandering, did you borrow it or not?"
Flandering by spittin game July 19, 2009

genital floundering 

the gender neutral term for dicking around; messing around; a very cool name for a bar/pub
Bob: Hey man you studying?
Jim: Nope I'm just genital floundering instead.
genital floundering by Markus GP. November 7, 2013

Founding Officer 

Soldiers Of Mercy Youth Ministry Officer that is in charge of overseeing and founding a branch of our ministry.
I am the Founding Officer of a Soldiers Of Mercy branch in Miami

the founding fondling fathers 

The founding fondling fathers was formed in 2017. It is a group of 5 girls, Athena, Elizabeth, Hala, Isabella, and Jumana. The founding fondling fathers, shortened to the FFF, all follow the gaming fungus. We are major gaming fungus supporters. The FFF was only supposed to fondle each other, but one day, Athena went crazy. She wanted to fondle everyone, which is strictly against our FFF rules. The gaming fungus told us our purpose was to bring the community together through fondlement. To show fondlement to the people so they could fondle each other. We are not supposed to fondle outside of the FFF, as it is a sin against the gaming fungus. Though Athena did not care, she wanted to fondle everyone in sight. She even fondled your mom. Athena started fondling just our people, but then, she ran out of people. She decided to prey on children, and even animals too too. Be careful, if you are under the age of 13, or an animal of any sort, you are not safe from Athena, the dark father. OH NO, IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME TO WARN YOU GUYS, BEWARE OF ATHEN DA PRO, THE DARK FATHE-
Person One: I heard Athena, one of the founding fondling fathers, was in our city. Fondling and preying on the children and animals.

Person Two: Do not say that name, we only say the name for educational purposes. Otherwise you refer to her as The Dark Father.