Top Definition
a secret way of saying fuck.

must be said in a weird foreign accent for full effect.

also, must be said atleast once when you're shopping for shower curtains and going cozmic bowling.
Lindsay- hey Neika let's go jam at Steph's house!

Neika- cool, grab your guitar.

Lindsay- oh, i forgot it.

Neika- FOUCHE AND DOUCHE.

when Neika takes a big shit she calls Lindsay for some inspiration. Lindsay says "fouche and douche i'm coming to hold your hand."
by lamo March 25, 2005

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