Friend Futcher

Code word for lads to use when a new friend comes in and tries to hit on your girl. Futcher is the Hindi meaning for Future, this is a friend to watch out for in the future. Once he’s made his way into your inner circle, he’ll turn into a sex pest, hanging outside your house, following your girl everywhere she goes like a rat up a drain pipe.

Code for the boys to say straight away so you can straighten him out as soon he goes into the gents with a Glaswegian kiss.

Bro, we’ve never seen you here before, where did you say you’re from?

Friend 2, warns of friend Futcher

Friend Futcher by sWanker March 25, 2021

fetcher 

1. a generally despicable person

2. a person who receives a lucky break/opportunity that you were hoping for

3. a single member of the notoriously unsuccessful boy-band "The Fetchers" from Wendover, NV

1. "Nate just ratted me out. What a fetcher!"

2. "I can't believe that fetcher got a star-lightning combo on the last track of Bowser's Castle."

3. "I heard the Fetchers broke up. I heard the short fetcher likes gay servicemen."

fetcher by Mudskins July 21, 2006

fetcher 

A word used in the Game "MorrowWind"tm by Bethesda Games, and related games, as an insult of the lowest kind.

"That Fetcher would sell his own Mother for the price of the look on her face."

fetcher by shogun459 November 27, 2016

Futcher 

To Futcher is to steal another male's girlfriend.

"Man, he totally Futcher'd him!"

Futcher by bl4d3 December 26, 2004

Fothermucker

The act of calling someone a Motherfucker, but by switching the first letters of both words around (aka Spoonerism), that individual becomes stupified by what just happened and fails to reply with any sort of equally or greater comeback.

- "You're a fucking Fothermucker!"
- "Well you're a fucking................................fuck i hate you"

Fothermucker by willythefugeeo March 12, 2010

Foucher 

Someone who ejaculates onto the face of a person/animal and then licks off the semen on their face

Can be used to insult a complete dickhead

-Dude, my neighbour is a total foucher. He fouched my neighbours cat.
-Sick, i want to party with him

Foucher by baby are you down July 19, 2010

Futchered

To Futcher someone is to completely and utterly DESTROY them... this is often associated with stealing someone's partner. It actually transcends even this. To be Futchered is the be brought down to such a level where you don't even have the self-motivation to kill yourself... There is only ever one single record of a man being Futchered. And it is kept in a top secret File cabinet at the centre of a top secret Military base. the victims family were placed under the Futcher protection act 1992.

Passing stranger: Holy shit! dude, are you ok?

Dude: ...I...Cant.... I........ Can you pull this trigger please??

Passing stranger: Oh no... you've been... FUTCHERED!!

Futchered by Makokasyx April 23, 2009