Friend Futcher

Code word for lads to use when a new friend comes in and tries to hit on your girl. Futcher is the Hindi meaning for Future, this is a friend to watch out for in the future. Once he’s made his way into your inner circle, he’ll turn into a sex pest, hanging outside your house, following your girl everywhere she goes like a rat up a drain pipe.

Code for the boys to say straight away so you can straighten him out as soon he goes into the gents with a Glaswegian kiss.

Bro, we’ve never seen you here before, where did you say you’re from?

Friend 2, warns of friend Futcher

Friend Futcher by sWanker March 25, 2021

far-fetched 

adjective

-barely believable based on logical or normal thinking
syn: unbelievable, unlikely, improbable

Everybody was hoping for him to change, but it remains far-fetched.

far-fetched by Kirby Ocastro November 3, 2007

Foche 

Adjective
Pronounced /fōsh/
Means something that is legit, real, fresh, cool, true, authentic, awesome.
Does not have a superlative (something cannot be "focher, or fochest. It is either foche or it isnt)

bruh, these yeezys are foche. I bought them straight from Kanye himself.

Foche by foshe-broshe March 13, 2017

fouchebag 

Female version of a male douchebag. Works overtime on her look, makeup, hair, wardrobe, demeanor and virtually every characteristic which would entice males in public. She does this with no intention of hooking up, but rather to feed her insatiable appetite to build self-esteem.

The fouchebag walked through the club directly to the bar. Upon arriving she turned and quickly scanned the room to determine if her appearence generated any hysteria which would eventually land her free drinks.

fouchebag by Toosh August 1, 2007

fetchez la vache 

French term for "Fetch the cow".

In the film Monty Python and the Holy Grail, one French guard to another commands "fetchez la vache", and they catapult a cow over the castle.

fetchez la vache by The REAL Real Name August 16, 2009

Fotchy Wotchy 

when you physically anal someone with a shovel after you dropkick them.

the dude stole my car so i pulled a fotchy wotchy on his ass.

Fotchy Wotchy by physinbock October 16, 2019

Fatchet 

Fat and ratchet

Wow that chick you were with last night was fatchet.

Fatchet by Whodat201 April 11, 2015