mom:"you will live life a happy man....in bed"
(this really happened! But I had to add the "in bed" part to make it go along with the definition)
The easiest way to deal with a Fortune Cookie is either post on their page with stupid quotes or just call them a Fortune Cookie until they learn why its dumb to do that.
stfu fortune cookie.
*Definition taken from Wikipedia
Fortune cookies were first invented in San Francisco, California in the early 1900's, and thus have very few true Asian roots.