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1.
fortch-the act of consuming large quantities of unhealthy food, drinks, ideas, or activities, in full cognizance of their consequences, and doing it happily

Verb. The act of consuming large quantities of food or drink or indulging in copious amounts of bad ideas and decisions, in full cognizance of their consequences, and doing it happily.
Considering he left the meeting with a smile, it was obvious that the boss was fortching in order to fulfill his sadistic tendencies.

also

the morbidly obese child fortches upon all comestibles despite the obvious bloating of his body.
by Zatchodile July 21, 2010
 
2.
Passionate word for beard
While I did deh gay saix, he enjoyed carressing my fortch.
by Raish and E court August 11, 2006