Formwhoring

Website feedback forms that only allow one sided feedback, often allowing little or no free-form comments.

I went to give the lousy site some constructive feedback, but they only wanted formwhoring responses. Look at the page:
"Please rate your visit today:
A] Great!
B] Excellent!
C] Fantastic!
D] Stunning!
E] Superb!
F] Perfect!
G] Flawless!

Please tell us what we can improve on:
A] Nothing!
B] No ideas here!
C] Leave it alone!
D] Don't change a thing!
E] Can't improve this perfect website!

On a scale of 1 to 10, please rate your visit today:
*10
*10
*10
*10
*10
*10
*10
*10
*10
*10

Please send comments and suggestions to our webmaster: deademail@nohumanmailreader.wwww"

Formwhoring by mmmna September 21, 2007

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frogwhoring

verb: an act of collecting toy frogs from a game booth under the watchful eye of those that actually work there. you dont.

Girl: "The frogs are scattered everywhere! Start frogwhoring boy!"
Boy: "Of course, milady. Spare thy wrath from a lowly frogwhore such as myself!"

frogwhoring by Frogwhore October 20, 2008

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Sleepy juice

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.

I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.

Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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