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when you are eating a meal that requires cutting with a knife, but you dont have a knife, and attempt to cut it using the side of your fork. this usually results in frustration and your meal being flattened out.
Johnny: yo, whats up with your chicken? it looks like someone dropped a fat guy on it.
Bob: nah, i didnt have a knife, so i tried forkin' it.
by Jezuz Munky May 17, 2008
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When a woman pee's in a urinal by holding onto the flushing mechanism, and has two friends who hold onto each leg while she aims and streams her flow.
why did all three girls have to go to the bathroom at the same time? Well becuase there probably in there forkin it!
by Wick Nass February 01, 2011
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