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1. pussy whipped bitch
a man who bends over and is whipped repeatedly by his bitch, this man has a small penis. he gets dominated by his girl
Me: I heard Forkel is a pussy whipped bitch.

J-Reid: thats a damn shame.

Sito: Are there girlies down there??!!??
2. fork
the thing I use to poke people with to piss the hell out of them.
"I gotta fork! lokkat my fork! Hey hey bitch, come back her letmeh introduce ya to a little friend of mine." *poke*
3. Moe Szyslak special
The Moe Szyslak special is when you are eating with someone you do not like and then from out of nowhere you give them the old fork in the eye.
The Moe Szyslak special: "Just invite him over for dinner. Turn him from an enemy into a friend. Then when he’s least expecting, BANG, the old fork in the eye" - Moe Szyslak
4. salmon blanket
A word describing a woman's vagina that physically resembles two soggy pancakes hanging from a fork. This particular vagina, however, smells like salmon.
That dude was trying to get some vag in the backseat, but it smelled like salmon blanket, so he told her to get dressed and get the fuck out, but when she did his best friend just ran up and punched that bitch in the face anyways.
5. forkin' spoon
Fork and spoon, which, when said in a British accent, sounds a lot like "fuckin' spoon".
"God, that Sciecne test was such a bitch!"
"I know, what a forkin' spoon!"
6. Fat Bitch
A Midwestern woman who is obese, often a teacher, more often a choir teacher and most often wider than the piano. This person is obsessed with cheesy potatoes and mentioned as the "one with the pretty face".
Be cautious around the cheesy potatoes, that fat bitch gots a fork!
7. BDB
Big Dumb Bitch, someone who is being incessantly annoying and/or faggy
Guy 1: hey you know that's a salad fork, right? You shouldn't be using it on your main course

Guy 2: Quit being a BDB, Alec.
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