chili cheese fritos

A warning sign that the girl you just had sexual intercorse with might have a STI or STD. You can tell a girl has this condition if her coochie smells or tastes like a gas station bathroom.

John: (scratches dick) “I ate this girl out and it tasted like Chili Cheese Fritos .”
Mike: “Bro, see a doctor.”
John: (fucking dies)

chili cheese fritos by Steve Calzone October 28, 2020

Fritos Effect 

When something is horrible but you just want more of it.

Bob: Man these fritos are nasty.
Jim: I know right?
Bob: Lemme get some more.
Jim: Hell yeah! I'm getting my fritos effect on

Fritos Effect by DXL Spin February 11, 2012

Fritos 

The best of all corn chips. Many different types of Fritos (i.e. Fritos Scoops) have been formed from the original.

And so then he crushed my Fritos into tiny bits, proclaiming that I now had "more Fritos."

Fritos by Diggity Monkeez August 3, 2005

Fritos 

Possibly the greatest substance on the face of the earth.

Fritos are corn chips, made by Frito-Lay, INC.

Ingredients: whole corn, corn oil, and salt. (not including the various flavored Fritos)

Apparently, Fritos are some nutritious sons-of-bitches, too.

..and these motherfuckers are guaranteed fresh, unless the packaging says otherwise.

Steve: Goddamnit, Fred, have you ever had Fritos?

Fred: Holy shit, man, those motherfuckers are delicious.

Fritos by dillan lol January 16, 2009

Eat fritos 

of or relating to the act of physically consuming fritos.

Archibald Winslow decided he was going to eat fritos.

Eat fritos by The Professor June 28, 2004

Eat fritos 

Verb: To pleasure oneself sexually.

"Erik, stop eating fritos and talk to me."

Eat fritos by avjowar January 16, 2003

fojitos 

non-alcoholic drinks.usually for wimpy underagers who aren't cool/smart enough to get fake ID's.

Soco and lime without the Soco.f'n fojitos dickwads

fojitos by Bohdi February 3, 2007