forhetz 

(verb) to get rid of an item and replace it with a newer or better version.

This has been popular on a handfull of message boards, and is beleived to be named after Ethan Forhetz of Illinois, who claims to have been the first person to get rid of a land-line phone and only use a cellular phone.

"I am going to forhetz this old cell phone, and get one that takes pictures."

forhetz by Ron Palmer March 23, 2005

Sam Forded 

The term “Sam Forded” is a kind of male who prowls on innocent girls (usually blonde). To be Sam Forded is to be emotionally abused, tricked, lied to repetitively and hurt. It is a male who will push whatever limits he feels necessary to throw his dick into the freshest meat or the blondest bimbo who won’t question him that he can find. If this person sees a weakness, he will use it to his advantage. It is being tricked into believing he’s a decent individual. Legend has it that to this day, you may still see the original Sam Ford in local bars in the central California Coast area trying to take advantage of whomever he sees susceptible to his lies and abuse.

"I can't believe John would do this to me, he told me he'd only be with me!" "Darn girl, you got Sam Forded..."

Sam Forded by Crouchingtiger88 April 30, 2014

Forked Up 

Being morbidly obese or absurdly fat and disproportionate.

Dude that chick at mcdonalds is so forked up

Forked Up by nnarx August 4, 2022

Forked Up 

1.Being morbidly obese

2. Eating a lot of food

a reference to the deviant artist Forksporks

Oh my god she's so forked up

Forked Up by nnarx August 5, 2022

Forced Invitation 

When you hear your (Friend,Family Member) talking about going to a activity.But you aren't invited until you show up to the conversation and they have to invite you or else it would be awkward.

Hey man you guys are gonna go the movie or something i heard you guys talking?

Yeah man do you want to go with us? - "It would be awkward if i don't invite him damn this is a forced invitation"

Forced Invitation by NotEren4Head October 6, 2018

Blunt Forced Trauma 

A Headache due to smoking to much dope.

"Smoked one to many last night and got me a Blunt Forced Trauma this morning."

Blunt Forced Trauma by The Daily Pile February 19, 2010

forced meme 

A forced meme is a "meme" that came to be through consistent posting of the "meme" by the creator of the "meme". Almost all forced memes are not actually memes. Nobody usually understands these, they are simply just there. Most forced memes get completely dumped into the dark corners of the internet, though some actually become famous and somewhat memetic. A prime example of a forced meme that actually became a meme is F**k Yeah Seaking. It started out as a forced meme on /b/ but eventually spread out to other sites and became a meme.

Milhouse was also a forced meme, but he became so forced that it became common to reply to a Milhouse picture with the statement "Milhouse is not a meme." That sentence in itself became a meme. Milhouse himself never became a meme.

Poster 1: Here's a picture of Milhouse. He is a meme.
Poster 2: MILHOUSE IS NOT A MEME. STOP POSTING THIS STUPID FORCED MEME!!1!!111!

forced meme by Grandmaster the Grandmaster November 20, 2009