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Forgettery

A memory that forgets things almost straight away .... especially names.
She said to him: "I'm sorry. Please remind me what your name is again. I have a forgettery instead of a memory".

Similar to a forgettory.
Forgettery by CheshireMo October 20, 2009

Forgetten 

what happens when people with low iq's say forgotten.
"I was just trying to make sure that I didn't get forgetten"

forgettie 

That which is not remembered, or a person who is frequently forgetful.
He is one master forgettie!
forgettie by yibisk January 21, 2023

forgetless 

term used to describe that transient state of consciousness which periodically surpasses the forgeful phase
I left home today without my MasterCard and don't know how I could possibly be so forgetless!
forgetless by Karen Kato Chervenak February 6, 2006

Selective Forgetness 

The ability to 'forget' something just when the moment may suit the person.
"Hey, Elijah, you going out with Teresa tonight like you planned all month?"
"No man, her Selective Forgetness happened to kick in and she didn't ask her mom"
"Sorry man, I know you were really looking forward to it"
"Ya, but I don't want to be pulling a Teresa

clit licker forgetter 

a person who pretends to "forget" their night of drinking, and use that as an excuse for hooking up
Ed is a clit licker forgetter when he says he forgets the night b4, but was obviously not that intoxicated.