| 148. | Openheimer's | ||
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The condition in which you think you forgot, or actually forgot, to close something important - your car, front door, stove, etc. I can't remember if I locked the car. I must be getting Openheimer's.
Damn, I left the car open again. I've got Openheimer's for sure! |
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| 149. | Bitch Testicle | ||
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Bitch Testicle is a curse word (or phrase) to be used in times of forgetfulness, humour or when something bad happens. Mom: Tommy, your cat pissed in the laundry hamper again all over your new suit.
Tommy: BITCH TESTICLE! Damn cat! |
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| 150. | ethesia | ||
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ethesia (e-thee-zhuh) - noun: After checking e-mail, FB, weather and news, forgetting why you originally sat down to the computer. I meant to write my mom an e-mail but then I suffered a bout of ethesia
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| 151. | Ogleheimer's | ||
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A condition seen in aging baby-boomers in which the sight of a much younger gorgeous person causes acute memory loss. Betty: "I'd just finished checking out at the supermarket yesterday when I saw the most incredible sexy young guy in the next line. I walked around a little bit to get some better views and then I followed him to his car. I was about to drive after him, but when I got to my car, I realized I'd left my hand bag at the counter. By the time I rushed back, he was gone."
Boopsie: "I'd say you got a really bad case of Ogleheimer's." |
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| 152. | Dave | ||
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Dave is a person who is artistic and loved by teachers. He gets in trouble sometimes for forgetfulness but never fails to get back on everybodys good side. Dave sometimes resembles a robot. He is very confident, and that shows through the way he walks. Most of the time it's with his hands in his back pockets, but if he is in a hurry, his arms are flung out behind him. Dave is a loving bf and continues to be long after a breakup. He is quite a gentleman and pampers the lucky lady that gets to date him. omg i love you! you're such a dave!
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| 153. | kisstracted | ||
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State of forgetfulness brought on during sudden makeout sessions. Sara was kisstracted, not noticing that the traffic light had turned green while her boyfriend was kissing her.
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| 154. | Buttsack | ||
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(Buht-sahk)
An insult to others, often implying stupidity, craziness, forgetfulness and the lack of athleticism. Many people use it as a joke and call their friends Buttsacks when they forget something such as a homework. Buttsack can also be nice(if it is accompanied by an complement in the form of an adjective) |
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