people who will never score / people who visit virginia every summer / people who wake up in the morning and cry for several minutes
"there goes a forever virgin, hes my neighbour, i dont want to talk to him in case i become like him" or "forever virgins cause fires and are usually foreigners"
people who constantly miss opportunities to score. these opportunities continue to accumulate until it becomes of concern and realise "theres only so many ways i can make love with my hand" as blink 182 stated
a forever virgins being attracted to and wanting to score wif a hot artist at a bus station to the point mr happy bcomes very excited however another opportunity goes missing as this forever virgin "isnt in the mood" and denies mr happy the opportunity of tru happiness :( opportunities missed : 4