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Foreskin Tag 

Foreskin tag is like regular tag but you don’t use your finger you use your foreskin. You can only tag someone by touching them with your foreskin or cumming on them. Note: (having a boner to increase range is allowed
Kyle: Ayo shemar you down to play “Foreskin Tag” at recess?
Shemar: Yeah bro Imma ask Ms.Pumpernickel if she wants to play too, wait she don’t got no foreskin....
Kyle: True, unless......
Foreskin Tag by SMELLY DOORKNOB August 11, 2020

nice job foreskin 

phrase used by me when someone on my team does a shitty job.
for grammar nazis that like beAuTIfuL text: "Nice job, foreskin."
teammate: *dies from his own grenade*
other teammate: "wow"
me: "nice job foreskin"

thot’s foreskin 

When a thot raises her shirt, the lower portion of her back that is visible is called a thot’s foreskin.
Robert: Yo, there’s this hot girl that I think’s in to me.
Fred: Fuck you man, she showed you her thot’s foreskin yet?
Robert: Bitch-fucker!!
thot’s foreskin by CaptThomas April 10, 2019

rumpled foreskin 

A male with a huge amount of foreskin that looks rumpled
I anit sucking that cock, look at the rumpled foreskin
rumpled foreskin by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

foreskin bomb 

When an uncircumcised man tries to urinate and due to squashing, the top of the foreskin seals temporarily causing a traffic jam, or build up of wee wee, filling the foreskin with bladder shmadder, the seal then breaks, resulting in a sort of explosion, propelling a lot of water, compared to the usual flow (9 cumecs) a minor inconvinience.
those are tight trousers, could cause a foreskin bomb
foreskin bomb by loptus January 7, 2011

gekyume foreskin 

an expensive plate of food at a very expensive restaurant

priced for 6 jahcoins
person: yeah can i get gekyume foreskin please
person 2: yeah that will be 6 jahcoins