this act should be restricted to only being used on bitches; remotely respectable girls do not deserve that much pain and suffering... but bitches definitely do
the custom is to light a forest fire after sex by subtly dropping a flammable liquid above the vaginal area by the pubic hairs and placing a match to that same area.
do NOT use gasoline! thats simply too hardcore.
one alternative method to cause the forest fire, as proposed by Señor Berger, consists of taking a fuse from a firework, "accidentally" dropping it one the pubes and proceeding to inconspicuously light it.
Bruce Lee: jesus! that is hardcore.
Dang Jim, don't get caught in that forest fire over there.
"yeah well let me shave my shit first...don't want another forest fire happenin'.