1. Washington Redskin fans who try in vain to live up to the winning tradition of the Dallas Cowboys and always have an excuse for being losers. Whenever discussing recent losses to the Cowboys, foreskins always seem to bring up the classic “what have you done for me lately” excuse most often, and of course, bring up the infamous “Santana Moss” game. This is always the case, despite the fact that the (fore) skins have only managed to beat the Cowboys 4 times in the last 14 games over the last 7 years. Way to go (fore) skins!! You won a game, and you suck!!!

2. Foreskins is also synonymous with Redskins.

Since the Cowboys entered the league in 1960, the Cowboys have more super bowl wins (5) than the (fore) skins (3), and a better overall head-to-head record by 19 games (55-36-2). The Cowboys have won 19 division titles and 10 conference championships in the last 47 years, while the (fore) skins have been in the NFL since 1937 (wait, let me do the math for (fore) skin fan, that’s 70 years) and have just 12 division tiles and 5 conference titles. Foreskins refuse to face the reality that what started with a fight over a song has turned into their worst nightmare. Face it foreskins; the (fore) skins will never be better than the “Boys!!!!!

Foreskins suck!!!
Recent Conversation with foreskin:

Cowboy fan: Wow congrats on finally winning a frickin’ game against us by 2 points.

Foreskins fan: Yeah we own you.

CF: Whatever, you won 1 game.

FF: Yeah, but it was great and we won!

CF: But we’ve beat you like 10 out of the last 14 games.

FF: Santana Moss baby!!!

CF: You are such a foreskin!!
by Sam W, Cowboy Fan May 19, 2007
a useless piece of flesh. One who exhibits no real value as a human being, yet is often full of himself. Everyone could live without this annoying person.
JP adds little to our department. He only gets in the way, irritates everyone, and is contrary to everyone else's input. JP is such a foreskin!
by Joseph S. January 30, 2006
The fleshy piece of skin at the end of a male's penis. It is removed at birth in the Jewish and Muslim religions, and almost three quarters of American boys as well. It is rare in the United Kingdom.
When I was six years old my foreskin was removed. If I was in America this wouldn't be a problem. I want my foreskin back.
by The unknown guy October 11, 2007
Foreskin:
The fleshy part at the end of a penis. Mostly nibbled by cockwhores.
Let me know when you get tired on my nibbling your Foreskin Sir!
by mslisa_p@yahoo.com December 29, 2007
The small cloth neck ornament of a French person
That's a beautiful foreskin it really matches your jacket
by JIMBO March 19, 2005
The useless skin around the vagina. No this is not a sexist joke.
Bill: Oh my lord, look at it! Its so flappy.. Too much foreskin woman!

Mary: DEAR GOD YOU'RE RIGHT.
by Mackwell November 23, 2011
uncut skin srounding the very tip of the penis also known as faggot's bubble gum.
dude i really need to do something about my foreskin its causing a massive jizz block in my urthera.
by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ February 27, 2005
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