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Sexual forecasting

When a person, in a totally non-sexual context, inadvertently makes a sound or says a word/phrase that is obviously (without a doubt) vocalized in the same way that the person would during sex. This provides a startling, disconcerting glimpse into their private life.
"UGGGGHHHH YESS!!!" moaned Fernanda after seeing her final physics grade. "Whoops ... sorry for that sexual forecasting just then."
Sexual forecasting by VNFP June 20, 2018
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Trend forecasting 

Trend forecasting is a process of identifying new and emerging trends and predicting how they will shape the fashion industry. It is done by trend forecasters who are usually based at trend forecasting agencies, like WGSN. The trends they research can be cultural, economic, or celebrity trends. In sum, not just fashion trends, as those are influenced by what’s happening in the world, as well as cultural aspects and societal behavior.
Trend forecasting is a process of identifying new and emerging trends and predicting how they will shape the fashion industry.

Trend forecasting 

Trend forecasting is a process of identifying new and emerging trends and predicting how they will shape the fashion industry.Trend forecasting

Trend forecasting is a process of identifying new and emerging trends and predicting how they will shape the fashion industry. It is done by trend forecasters who are usually based at trend forecasting agencies, like WGSN. The trends they research can be cultural, economic, or celebrity trends. In sum, not just fashion trends, as those are influenced by what’s happening in the world, as well as cultural aspects and societal behavior.
Trend forecasting is a process of identifying new and emerging trends and predicting how they will shape the fashion industry.

Forecting 

The regrowing of one's foreskin to replace the one which is shed to distract predators such as sexually deprived bears with marital problems, or the French.
"Dude I was totally going to be raped by that bear the other night but I was saved cos I shed my foreskin. I've been forecting all morning, it hurts like hell dawg."
Forecting by Chocosaurus January 2, 2010

Forcastinate 

Forcastinate: knowing well in advance that you will wait until the last minute to get a task done.
Phil knew that his anniversary was coming up but, just like every year, his tendency to forcastinate would mean that he would be shopping at the last minute
Forcastinate by ablockalypse September 12, 2010

Foresting 

The act of sticking a thin wooden dowel (the less smooth, the better) into a man's urethra, then pulling it out as fast as possible, leaving many splinters inside the penis.
Guy 1: How was your date last night with Katie?
Guy 2: It was pretty good. Me and her were foresting, but we had to stop once her parents came home.
Foresting by Shreddi April 23, 2019

Facecasting 

Blatantly fishing for sympathy/compliments/attention on Facebook.
Jane Doe is really really sad about something just happened.

John Doe just got picked to be a finalist!!

Judy Doe can hardly cope with everything right now.

Jack Doe thinks Jane needs to stop facecasting and just see a shrink already.
Facecasting by Sleepy212 July 6, 2009