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Masturbation Forearms 

Masturbation forearms are caused by excessive masturbation. They can be identified under two conditions:
1)When one's forearms are disproportionate to eachother
2)When one's forearms are disproportionate to their upper arms (Think Popeye)
"Dude, I think you've got muscular forearm syndrome"
"What makes you say that?"
"You have masturbation forearms! You're right arm is bigger than your left!"
"...shit"

Forearm grease 

(noun)
Phenomenon that occurs when wearing a long-sleeved shirt, jacket, sweater, etc. while carrying out a messy task with the hands (such as painting, eating tacos, sorting garbage, moving dusty furniture, changing a diaper, unclogging a toilet, or having sex).

The sleeves are rolled up in order to aid in providing more freedom and mobility with the hands, however, those gotdamn sleeves keep falling down and refuse to stay rolled up, resulting in them getting in the way and being dirtied in the process.

Usually and inexplicably happens with a piece of clothing that the owner particularly likes.
Larry: Yo, what's all that crud on the sleeves of your varsity jacket?

George: It sucks man, I was wearing it last night while Simone and I were doing the nasty. We were so hasty that I didn't feel like taking it off, so I rolled up my sleeves and proceeded to zoom-zoom in her boom-boom! ....Unfortunately, stupid gravity kept making the sleeves fall down and I got sex juice all over them.

Larry: Damn, son. Bad case of forearm grease. So.... how's dat Simone ass?

George: Larry, stfu
Forearm grease by Mr. Berzerker January 1, 2014

forearmpit 

The inside of the elbow. The pit at the top of the forearm. Also known as the inbow.
She had sexy forearmpits. Also they weren't too hairy.
forearmpit by froghandler May 20, 2014

Forearm workout 

The act of a woman pleasuring herself via rubbing her clitoris with her hand
Do you wanna watch me do a forearm workout or are you gonna join in this time?
Forearm workout by Robloxlover_69 January 29, 2023

firearms 

An American symbol. Something that the Second Amendment of the U.S. Constitution lets us bear.
Fred: That guy's carrying a gun! Let's kick his ass!

Bob: Fred, you stupid Brit, he has every freaking right to.
firearms by Anonymous August 11, 2003

Forearm Shiver 

A technique done by linemen in the sport of football to deliver devastating blows by using their forearms on the opposing team. Players wore big forearm pads that went out over their elbows and they would practice their craft by thrusting their forearms into blocking bags. Some guys would go so far as to ram their forearms into walls.
"Yo, that dude just clocked the QB with a forearm shiver."
"The ref went ballistic after he was forearm shivered by the 300 pound lineman."
Forearm Shiver by SqueerZ July 12, 2010