Forcused

When you are so focused and forced to do something....you get forcused.

You forcused me to do that.

Forcused by redneckblondie November 15, 2016

foreclose 

During masturbation, for an uncircumcised man to roll up the foreskin immediately prior to ejaculation so that the semen is contained and can be dealt with at another location without making a mess.

cool_guy998: shit i just got jizz all over my keyboard
theresthebeef: you shoulda foreclosed
cool_guy998: fuck you im circumcised
theresthebeef: sucks to be you
cool_guy998: shit shit shit this is my mom's computer shit

foreclose by anunamouse June 25, 2010

Farclose 

Its when something is far for some reason but close for another.

Sam: Where did you leave the remote?
Bill: Farclose.
Sam: What do you mean?
Bill: I left if far because its outside of our reach but close because if you think about the size of the universe, it really isn't that far. Its farclose.

Farclose by Danteyh July 2, 2011

foreclosed

what you say when you have a major loss or there's no way of getting something back

for example
when you take a girl out on a date, and in return get no pussy, resulting in the loss of your human property

i tried stickin my shit in her ass but that shit was strait FORECLOSED nigga

foreclosed by DonGodaccino December 30, 2008

Foreclosida

The new name for Florida, the state that leads the nation in foreclosures.

We're moving to Foreclosida, we hear houses there are going for pennies on the dollar!

Foreclosida by photojennalist March 5, 2009

Foclose 

1. To get a joke by killing a joke; knowing the answer to a joke and killing the joke thereby.
2. Taking of another's home by someone of more intelligence, by and through exploitation of the lessors'.
3. fo-close –verb (used with object)

1. Pick up line -if this were a meat factory, you’d be prime rib.
Example: If this were a meat factory...(interruption), I'd go for some prime rib!? Oh that dude foclosed that joke.

2. Yo Stringer, dat Avon's crib o'er der? Nah B, you see, that's my crib. I'm about to fo-close up on that ass, ya feel me?

Foclose by DDockings April 8, 2010

Forclocked 

When you loose track of time/realize you’re going to be late

Oh no! I forclocked and now I’m late for my doctors appointment!

Forclocked by Belleabonk December 28, 2020