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Forcefeeding the goose 

Colloquial term for masturbation, developed in the wake of the controversy surrounding government bans on the serving of foie gras at restaurants. Animal rights activists have complained that geese are forcefed prior to preparation of the dish, whereas foie gras producers maintain that the geese are treated humanely and experience no discomfort.
Did you see the news story about how the Chicago City Council reversed the ban on serving fois gras?

No man, I was too busy "forcefeeding the goose" myself.

force-reading

The act of compelling oneself to read highly tedious or difficult material, whether in book, journal or electronic format, particularly under pressure to do so within a specified deadline. A technique commonly employed by students working on essays or dissertations, or persons working late at night preparing for a presentation or exam the following day.
"I was force-reading the paper, hoping to spark my interest in politics and finally start working on my thesis"
force-reading by Kashish July 7, 2009

foreheading 

Foreheading is when a person is glued to their phone or electronic device, and constantly looking down at their screen. You go to talk to them, and all you see is their forehead.
Kayla, can you hear me?!? Kayla! I am trying to talk to you, and you are Foreheading again. Oh sorry, I just got the new City Farmer app.
foreheading by Krunchy Wonder January 5, 2018

Foreheading 

That mildly uncomfortable and highly annoying feeling when you're tired and it feels like your forehead is open and trying to close itself as if it were a set of eyelids causing a short burst of auditory overstimulation and frustration at one's inability to sleep.
Aw fuck I'm foreheading and it's so uncomfortable.
Foreheading by ribdawg May 13, 2021

Foreheading 

When someone’s forehead is big and shining so bright like torchlight.
Jerrys forehead is foreheading
Foreheading by Memi March 5, 2023

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026