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1: When recieving fellatio and at the point of orgasmic climax, the giver forcefully grabs the recievers testicles and shoves them into the person's tight, sensitive asshole. The results in a very surprised look and, sadly, blue balls. She gave me such a blueberry surprise I haven't touched my nuts in weeks or taken a dump in a month.
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| 2. | tomatrog | ||
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Mix of tomahawk and trogdor. In sport,the ball is stipped from behind, hands wrap around the body. one would run behind a person and wrap hands around body to hit ball out of hands. Doesn't matter if ball is received by attacker. One would run behind a person and wrap hands around body to hit ball out of hands.This is tomatroging. Doesn't matter if ball is received by attacker.
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| 3. | sack o duck vaginas | ||
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to collapse or be forcefully taken to the ground he dropped that dude like a sack o duck vaginas!
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| 4. | milted | ||
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1. to be covered in large amounts of noodles, coffee, and shit. 2. to be forcefully taken into a room by a short Jewish man with incredibly potent body odor. "Dude...why do you smell so bad?"
"Man, I just got milted and I haven't had a chance to shower." |
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| 5. | Viddle | ||
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To get forcefully taken advantage of sexually I Got Viddled by Mr. Hawkins
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| 6. | Family Business | ||
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noun. the action of a female, spontaneously and without warning, forcefully inserting her pointer finger into a man's anus during sexual intercourse as he orgasms, while exclaiming "FINGER!!!". I was having sex with this chick and she totally pulled a family business on me. Guess I shouldn't have taken it on the lam.
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| 7. | Witchcraft | ||
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Relating to the last paragraph of definition two, the intent of the practioner of the Magickal Arts defines so-called White (used for good)Magick from Black (used for evil) Magick. In Christianity, the church warns against danger that is connected to any practioner of Magick.
Unlike our comic book heroes, power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutly. If this aphorism is so, none can be trusted to use his macickal powers for good only. Jesus is quoted in the gospels as saying, (in response to someone calling him "Good master") "Why do you call me good? There is none good but God. The idea that the practioner of white magick can resist temptations to meddle in human lives is not safe. Yet the learned usage of herbs and roots and other folk remedies for healing is not magick but more of the art of the Shauman. But all Magick is self-applied power to make things happen, and to say that "I will only use my powers for good" is to speak from the heart of delusion. Power over all things of a human's life, when given, or assumed by default is so dangerous as to endanger the soul.
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Look at the life and death of Jim Jones. He was a pwoerful preacher of the gospel, operated a very large church in San Francisco, was lauded by the mayor for all the good things done for the community by his church members. He gained power over his flock, immense power, to assign wives and husbands, to beat children and adults for perceived infractions of his rule, to the turning over to him of entire financial estates of families, and more. When the dust finally settled in his dusty Jonesville in the jungle of a small country in Central America, the deaths of some five hundred members (and young children as well) of his Jim Jones religion occured. Adults had taken or had forcefully given to their children lethal dosages of cyanide dissolved in koolade. All in one afternoon. That is a good example of the terror of final power, absolute power... Jim died from a gunshot wound to his head. Jim Jones had been seduced by his own self-assumed power over his flock into thinking he controled life and death of his followers, few of them disagreed, and his followers died by cyanide poisonming. The practice of Witchcraft also seduces because soon the thought occurs that the spells work because of the practioner's own power. |
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