Face sitting, in simple terms, is when one person sits on another person’s face. Though any gender can be the face sitter, the woman sitting on the man’s face will be used in this definition. Depending on either one of the partner’s tastes, face sitting can be done with the sitting partner wearing pants, undergarments, dress, etc or wearing nothing.more...
There are numerous ways that a woman can sit on a man’s face.
Frontal: The woman sits on the man’s face with her back to his feet. If the man is lucky to “see” the woman, he would “see” her front (face, belly, etc).
Reverse: The woman sits on the man’s face while she faces the direction of his feet. If the man is lucky to “see” the woman, he would “see” her back.
Side: The woman sits on the man’s face with both of her legs on one side of his face or body. If the man is lucky to “see” the woman, he would see her arms and her sides.
Partial Cover: A woman sits a part of her butt on the man’s face.
Full Cover: A woman sits her entire butt on the man’s face.
Hover: A woman “sits” on a man’s face while using her strength to hold her weight up; relieving the man’s face of the some of her pressure.
Full Weight: A woman sits flat on a man’s face, causing it to bear her sitting weight, in a way that “gets the load off her back”.
Face sitting can be categorized in one of five main categories (not inclusive); foreplay, domination, fantasy role play, mischief, or accident.
|2.||pickle jar face|
The strained look on one's face while trying to open a pickle jar lid (or similar lid) which requires exerting substantial force. This look is often displayed by males when experiencing intense concentration during a sexual performance.
When Randy was caught having sex in the backseat of his car, he prominently displayed pickle jar face as he pumped the girl with determination.
|3.||Jedi Force Push|
When a man is getting a girl from behind, then spits on the girls ass. She then thinks the man has came, when in actuality he cummed in his hand. The man then throws the cum in her face, stating that he is using the force.
"Greg used his jedi force push on me last night"
Face sitting is when one person sits on another person's face. Any gender can be the face sitter, and any gender can be the face sit recipient, or face "sittee." For this definition, picture a woman sitting on a man's face. The face sitter can wear pants, dress, undergarments, be butt naked, etc.more...
A woman can sit on a man's face in different ways.
The frontal face sit is when the woman sits on the man's face with her back to his feet. This position allows him to see her face, belly, etc. Or it could be lights out. (She's sitting flat on top of his face)
The reverse face sit is when the woman sits on the man's face while looking in the direction of his feet. Depending on how the woman is sitting, the man could see her back, just the back part of her butt, or it could be lights out. (She's sitting flat on top of his face).
The side face sit is halfway between the reverse and frontal face sits. Depending on how she sits on his face, he could see her side.
Partial cover is when she sits on part of his face. Full cover is when she sits flat on top of his face. (His face is completely covered).
Hover is when the woman sits on the guy's face without applying her full weight. The mustache ride is an example. She's "hovering" above his face while he eats her out.
Full weight face sit is when the woman sits flat on top of the man's face, causing it to bear her sitting weight.
Face sitting is used in five main areas: Foreplay, domination, fantasy role play, mi...
To slap someone's face with such force it makes the cheeks bright red and swollen like a regular spank does to one's behind.
She Wouldn't leave me alone so I Face Spanked her
|6.||Punch to the Face|
A game in which the goal is lolz. The way to play is simple. You must make a sign that says "Punch to the Face" and draw a fist under it. You must then place that sign in a hidden spot where someone will find it. Rules for hiding:
1. The sign cannot be placed the open.
2. You can never hide a Punch to the Face sign in the same place as before.
3. You can never hide a Punch to the Face sign where someone else has hidden one.
4. You cannot force someone or trick someone into seeing a sign.
5. No lame spots
The Punch to the Face can be any size and be made in anyway you can imagine. The more creative the better.
Should you be a victim of a truly epic Punch to the Face sign, you must shout to the heavens in anguish as though God himself has punched you in the Face.
The first ever punch to the face:
Joe grabs Jim's phone while Jim is not looking. He quickly takes a picture of his fist and makes it the background. He then types a banner that says "Punch to the Face" and places the phone back down. Hours later Jim picks up the phone only to be punched in the face. Jim reacts horribly and vows revenge.
Noun - A variation of the eiffel tower, but with three guys and a girl. One guys is underneath the girl sticking it in the vagina, one guy stands behind the girl putting in her butt, and the last guy in in front getting a blowjob. All guys give a high five above the girl, in which the arms form the angle bisections meeting at the centroid of the triangle. Typically not the most enjoyable thing for the guy underneath since in face is in the balls of of the guy getting the blowjob. The guy getting a blowjob will also be discomforted, because his balls will be licked by the guy underneath. In which case most guy prefer to be the one sticking it in her butt.
The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit entered in a Tri-force with the Virgin Mary.
The three roommates entered in a Tri-force with one of their mothers.
"I was so drunk last night that I volunteered to be the bottom of the Tri-Force!"
"Praise the Tri-Force!"