Top Definition
Porn for rich people. An industry magazine where the bourgeoisie elite compare gross figures and share ideas on how to further oppress the proletariat. Often used as a cutting board for cocaine, or rolled up and used to beat the Hispanic maid when she breaks something expensive.
Herbert: "Consuela, did you break my $18,000 crystal statue for Most Racist Employer of 2009?"
Consuela: "Si, senor, lo siento, I --"
*WHACK* *WHACK* *WHACK*
Consuela: "Ay, no!"

Nathan: (reading Forbes Magazine) "I can't wait to use these new marketing techniques to persuade the working class to give me all their money!"
*lays magazine out on table and proceeds to make lines of cocaine with a black American Express card*
#forbes #magazine #rich people #cocaine #porn #bourgeois #proletariat
by Merriam Chubster December 05, 2013
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