I don't have time for this Lance 

when a boy says that he 'dosn't have time for this Lance', he sometimes means he does have time, he is just not ready to accept his feelings.

You could say ''I don't have time for this lance'' but you would be lying

I don't have time for this Lance by bitchassrubberneck June 24, 2018

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something urban dictionary says when no one has defined it

there are no definitions for this word. be the first to define it!

there are no definitions for this word. be the first to define it! by ;-; h e l p October 15, 2020

I shaved my balls for this? 

A term used to express disdain for any unfortunate incident, especially after too much hype or excessive promotion.

After losing $200.00 at the black jack table Eugene proclaimed "I shaved my balls for this?"

I shaved my balls for this? by Myfartssmelllikepoop July 13, 2012

You will pay for this in time 

A statement of utmost intensity. Usually said to someone who wronged you in some way. When told this you may rest assured for a backstabbing in the near or late future.

Girlfriend- Steven im done, we just aren't right for eachother. ..
Steven- Does this have anything to do with thoes late night drives to Jakes house?
Exgirlfriend- Jake is more a man then you'll ever be!
Steven- You will pay for this in time...

You will pay for this in time by joshusee February 18, 2015

There aren't any definitions for this word 

There are, don't lie to yourself. This is what the Urban Dictionary says to you if you type an imaginary slang word that your imaginary friends use to try and act cool.

John: What does "fam" mean?
Urban Dictionary: There aren't any definitions for this word.

There aren't any definitions for this word by RadiantSmash October 13, 2016

My Dick Is Too Big For This

When something is beneath you or otherwise out of the caring capacity.

Person 1: You've got to take care of the kids.

Person 2: My dick is too big for this.

Person 1: Why'd you back out? We were winning that CoD game.

Person 2: My dick's too big for this.

My Dick Is Too Big For This by CjTeddyB November 3, 2010

I had something for this 

Phase, used after forgetting a one liner

as used by Sterling Archer

Archer: Damn, I had something for this, too... um... damn it. Eat grenade, stupids!

I had something for this by Crazybmws May 2, 2011