Head for head

The most pleasurable benefit of giving one's partner a head massage and getting oral sex in return.

I often start giving a simple head massage and it turns into a full blown head for head massage exchange. Give a little, get a little.

Head for head by Let's have fun in the sun June 17, 2010

Guac for head 

When you need dat guac so you give dat gay nigga head, sometimes Thanos joins too and used his chin for as a vibrator.

Person 1: Hey you got dat Guac?
Person 2: yeah i'll give it to you if your a pleasure to master Thanos and his flappy ass chin, Guac for head i guess
Thanos 69: Nigga what?
Person 2: You a big forehead nigga m8

Guac for head by NillerKasket March 14, 2019

Head for life 

It is when you get head (blow jobs), for the rest of your life from someone. It usually comes up from a crazy bet to win a football game or something else stupid.

Bristol: we are going to lose
Pat: no we're gonna win.
Bristol: ...we re gonna lose
Pat: okay well if we win then you owe me head for life, and if we lose then ill buy 50 cheeseburgers from McDonalds.
Bristol: okay fine
20 min later and after the team wins
Bristol: fuck
Pat: haha hell yeah

Head for life by bjbob567 December 12, 2009

cup of coffee for your head 

When your friend or partner is sick or came back from work tired and exhausted, you say I’ll make a cup of coffee for your head. This makes your life feel more like you have someone.

I noticed you look a little sick, so let me make a cup of coffee for your head.

cup of coffee for your head by snacc bacc August 13, 2020

Fair head for cawl

The phrase is used in reference to a person who has a vegetable shaped head, deemed displeasing to the eye. It is also used for those seen to have a bad hair style.

It derives from the use of the term “swede” – slang for head – and, as swede is one of the main ingredients of the traditional welsh broth called Cawl, the phrase became a popular put-down.

It is believed to originate from the Cefncaeau area of Llanelli in South Wales, and was commonly used among the town's young population as a derogatory term during the 1990s.

Jesus, she is ugly! Look at the swede on her... that’s a fair head for cawl!

Oh my God, look at this munter over by 'yer - fair head for cawl.

Fair head for cawl by big.m.uk October 29, 2011

You Should Have Gone For The Head 

Fat Thor holding a hammer and an axe trying to kill papa Thanos with a rock collection and forgot about bringing Ant Man to fight Thanos.

Also found in Death Note where Saitama got sniped by Goku just because he forgot to go for the Ant Man on Goku's head.

Thanos:"You Should Have Gone For The Head."

You Should Have Gone For The Head by Suzushina Yuriko May 10, 2019

head for the mountains 

Its when you really do not like someone and think they are really stupid and you tell them to head for the mountains.

Weird Kid:I love ballet
Cool Kid:Alright just for saying that head for the mountains you freak
Weird Kid:Which ones
Cool Kid:I dont care you pick you prick

head for the mountains by sonourus almond May 23, 2009