Ain't nobody got time for dat! 

The only response you ever need to any person, machine, software application or alien being that suggests you should wait for anything.

Doctor "it's going to be several weeks before the test results come back"

You "Ain't nobody got time for dat!"

Ain't nobody got time for dat! by Triford January 16, 2013

Ain't nobody got time for dat! 

Not having the required amount of fucks or time to complete or sit through a task that requires too much effort and is usually a waste of time. It derived from Sweet Brown's interview on her experience with a house fire that went viral on the internet in 2012.

Patrice: Did you see the video man who drew at 1000+ page picture flip-book of the ENTIRE sponge bob episode??

Murphy: yeah...ain't nobody got time for dat!

OR

Patrice: 5 minute commercial to watch a youtube video??? Ain't nobody got time for dat!

Ain't nobody got time for dat! by cold pops February 9, 2013

you wrong for dat 

Aka “you are a blazing jerkface for your actions because those very actions have caused me some level of grief.”

I just at the last slice of pie and it was delicious. Yo Terrance. You wrong for dat. I didn’t have one single bite. Not cool dude.

you wrong for dat by anonymous May 27, 2023

BIG L FOR DAT BITCH 

when a boy tells a girl he loves her, just so he can get pussy, head, or other sexual benefits. The girl often gets heartbroken because he leaves her after.

“man they’re so cute together”
“nah he just uses her to fuck and she thinks it’s love”
“damn, big L for dat bitch”

BIG L FOR DAT BITCH by mofofofo123 January 14, 2019

ain't gonna pay dat for the moefoe 

What a frustrated crime monkey blurts out after he punches a standing rib roast at Cub Foods.

$14.99 a poun'? Thud..Thud..Smack...Slap.. ain't gonna pay dat for the moefoe.

ain't gonna pay dat for the moefoe by running out of patience January 19, 2008

8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter 

An American sitcom starring John Ritter most popular before his untimely passing in 2003. ran from 2002 to 2005 on the ABC in America, ABC1 in the UK and Channel 7 in Australia. The shows storylines were about a family patriarch named Paul Hennessy trying to stop his daughters from growing up too fast mainly in dating. Retitled 8 Simple Rules after John Ritter's death. a.k.a A Few Simple Rules (working title)

8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter was a great show, starring the late John Ritter, Katey Sagal, David Spade and Kaley Cuoco.

8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter by Predeckis April 28, 2006

Weights for Dates 

Going to the gym to pick up girls.

Girl 1: "Who's this guy?"
Girl 2: "Oh, ignore him. He's another Weights for Dates guy."

Weights for Dates by ParkourFactor May 30, 2016