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Anyone up for a second CSA? 

Confederate States break through from the USA. The 🇺🇸 flag is fugly.

Texas has to go first!
Anyone up for a second CSA?

Chuckle for a Second 

(verb phrase)
/ˈchəkəl fər ə ˈsekənd/

Definition:
A brief, involuntary laugh-like reaction triggered by something so absurd, delusional, or unserious that full laughter isn’t warranted—but you simply can’t help yourself. Usually accompanied by an eye roll, a sharp exhale through the nose, or a knowing smirk.

Often used when someone says something so confidently wrong that your only response is internal amusement with a side of “be serious.”
“He said ‘I’m an empath’ right after causing a scene. I chuckled for a second and sipped my drink.”
“I didn’t even argue back. Just chuckled for a second and blinked.”
“He said astrology isn’t real but god talks to him through parking spots, and I just had to chuckle for a second.”

heart froze for a second 

taking [Ketamine] for a second 

When you snort some Ketamine but only for a short time so the effect only holds up for about 2 minutes
Person A: Why are you fucking my dog?
Person B: Sorry i was taking Ketamine for a second

<.7.9.7.6.>Fuck THis Shit For A Second <AnUdA>&<AnUdA> Let Life Happen<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Fuck THis Shit For A Second <AnUdA>&<AnUdA> Let Life Happen<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Fuck THis Shit For A Second <AnUdA>&<AnUdA> Let Life Happen<.7.9.7.6.>

Second use for a pillow 

What, did it not work? Well, that was a tip for guys with small dicks anyways... So that means...
Hym "You walked right into my trap crad! I actively size-specific sex tips and destroy your continuous spell card 'fat-cock self-preservation!' And now, without your continuous spell card to protect your fat-cocked fiancée, I can destroy him on my next turn! FAT-COCK GENOCIDER ATTACK! MAXIMUM RADIANT ERASURE!! Now you see the TRUE second use for a pillow! Exposing fat-cock lovers!"