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36. fourtoooh
4-2-0 (Pronounced 'four-too-oh')

Self referential abbreviation, but has a double meaning derived from two seperate cultural contexts.

1. In Pakistan, and possibly several other Commonwealth countries that derive their legal and penal systems and classifications from the British system, the legal section code 420 refers to a case classified under a fraud or fraudelent activity. Thus someone that is branded or associated with this number will be be thought of as devious, cunning, willing to partake in illegal activities, sinister and capable and likely to cause harm to others. Depending on context in which the number is mentioned, it could lend a humorous or serious connotation to whatever person or object it is used to describe.

2. In the U.S. this number represents a date, in Particular the 20th of April of every year. This day is widely acknowledged as a day for the celebration of Marijuana and the culture that is asociated with it. In some cases, it may refer to the time of the day, namely 1630 hours, or twenty past four, at which time it is generally assumed fit for smoking (marijuana). In such cases, as in the example below, the time does not have to be twenty past four, the general understanding being that if someone is to refer to the time being fourtoooh, then it is a good time to smoke a joint.
1.
a) At first s/he seemed trustworthy, but lately s/he seems a bit fourtoooh.
b) Call him, ask him if he can make it. Tell him if he doesnt show up we'll have to go fourtoooh on his ass.

2.
Guy: "What time is it?"
Stoner: "Fourtoooh man! lets spark one"
Guy: "Wicked..."
37. My Chemical Romance Fans
MCR fans are fans of MCR because of the music. Yes, there will be some people who are all "zomgz frankie is so hawt" or complaining about how "Gerard doesn't look hot anymore with blond hair".
They're obviously not proper fans of the music. A lot of people are fans of MCR, because MCR saved their life. Thats what they are there for. The band saved their own lives, and are there to help other people.
My Chemical Romance fans: My Chemical Romances new album rocks!
Not a proper My Chemical Romance fan: zomgz I havent heard it yet! Did you see wat Gerrald Way did to his hair?! It sucks he doesnt look hawt now. Oh well I've still got Frankie to obsess over like a stupid teenie!
38. Frank Zappa
He Was A Great Composer, And Guitar Player.

He Referred To His Work As Project Object, As All Of His Work Was Part Of A Major Project Which Was All In Relation Which Each Other.

Examples Used By Him Were, For Instance: Blowjobs, Which Appeared In Alot Of Albums Over A Span Of Years, Not Because He Had An Obsession With Them But Because It Was To Unify The Collection. Also Fido Was Used In Some Albums Three Years Apart Or More From Each Other, The Fido He Speaks Of Is The Same Fido The Dog He Said In Earlier Albums, Again For Reasons Of Unifying His Collection, Of What Is Known As Project Object.

He Wanted To Run For President. He Stated On Crossfire, He Was A Conservative. He Understood The Concept That, America Is Disguised As A Democracy, But It Is Really Moving Towards A Facist Theocracy, As The Government Is Creating Laws Which Abide By Christian Beliefs, This Is Not Fair As This Country Was Created To Be A Melting Pot And Not For Certain Christians To Run And Bend Laws Around.

He Also Understood The Concept Schools In America Were Mediocre. If You Think About It They Are Run To Benefit The Government, It Makes Alot Of Sense That College Education Generally Allows You To Make A Higher Wage. If The Government Is Getting Money From You Going Out With That Degree And Doing Business For Them Oversees, Or What Not, Then Chances Are They Can Afford To Have The American Dollar Worth More As There Making And Pocketing More Than They Were ...
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39. vancouver
A city of some kind people & some not,and some amazing sexi chicks & some not.. Hoes 'n sluts! that get pimped smacked,bitch!
also a city of fine smokin hot cars
PORSCHE | LAMBORGHINI | LOTUS | FERRARI
& a huge group of tuners with civic tuned up to 630hp!
and friendly asian people,not the fuck ups one with there "AzN Pr1DE MuH Nigg@S"!....but the people who have pride in there culture
& who cares about housing costs,Pay to play,vancouver is truly free...why?...ah shit,u can smoke weed in the street if ur into that thing,do whatever the hell u want like hitting the clubs & eating at hooters w/ hoes!...well Some arent!..some are smokin hot models..oo yeaa!....
please,no one think vancouvers a bad place w/ shootings and robbings...thats only in the Ghetto Ass Ghetto parts where they Say Kraft dinner is Too Expensive to buy
and for some reason in Vancouver,you Get stop'd more if you have chrome Wheels....like in a caddy ...ah fuck off for that....watch for urself,each time u see a car stop'd or SUV,it has chrome wheels.....For what reason i dont know why.
in vacouver spider ferrari f430,this smokin blonde chick came along but i had to a smack a ho!,get that new trailer trash in the city out muh fuckin face be4 i put the foot up the ass,trying to marry a Playa for her 2nd time
damn,this ferrari is getting tired,let me pick up a orange Murcielago roadster
"oOOo,check out her big titTyZ,nah fuc that,im a rich playaa,fuk that bitch son!" >:D,dont claim'em,just bang'em!,but i dont need that i got enough! & she cant even make my top ten list! look at all my super models!.

me in spider F360: hey its a honda,lets race
civic: hell yeaa...ya okay,line it up like yo bitch on da bed!
me:wat...oh u fucked up now,son
civic: whaha,600 under the hood,cya!!!..let me hit the N20,681hp!
me in shitty 360 spider:ah fuck,he's 8 car lenths ahead,better throw this shit away 'n order that new f430 or an used Enzo.

vancouver rocks,son!...it doesnt take along time to have fun soon as your there
where my hoe's @
40. Johnny Depp
An amazing actor that should be respected for more than looks and his roll as CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!
Many songs have been written about him.
His roles are the most diverse i have seen
Polite,shy(ive been told)
If you have only seen "pirates" and only like him for that or looks, you should be considered a "teenybopper" if you arent one, and go look up to orlando bloom but when you fall 3 stories, dont walk again.
He doesnt give a flying f--- what people think of him, doesnt wanna be some pretty boy, and would like to hear a little kid say i love captain jack than some 20 say he is hot.
Go read his quotes on the imdb.
He can play guitar.
loves his family.
would do anthing for them.
Something weird for raisins/grapes.
Edward scissorhands:pokes the grapes
benny and joon:raisins humiliated grapes
potc deleted scenes:more humiliated grapes
charlie and the chocolate factory:grapes mentioned
I have nothing more to say other than:
Go watch one of his movies made before 2000
Sleepy Hollow
What's Eating Gilbert Grape
Benny and Joon
Edward Scissorhands
Cry-Baby

You wanna see his pretty boy image?
watch 21 JUMP STREET.
an all around goos show with really relevant issues.

BTW:he does a great job of being LOCO!
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41. chuck norris
2 be or not 2 be? that is the question. the answer? chuck norris

whats the meaning of life? chuck norris

when the dinosaurs became extinct it wasnt because of a meteorite, it was because of chuck norris

one time adam and eve had a party in the garden of eden. they failed to invite chuck norris so he roundhouse kicked them out of the garden and shoved an apple down adams throat, which created the adams apple

the united states could save billions in defense funding if they trade the military for chuck norris

chuck norris invented fire when he was staring at a piece of log and laser beams shot from his eyes

chuck norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with laser beams from his eyes

chuck norris does not get frostbite. chuck norris bites frost
science fact: roundhouse kicks r comprised primarily of an element called chucktanium

Chuck Norris + Roundhouse Kick - Bruce Lee = Jackie Chan & Jet Li

once chuck norris played the best poker player in the world. he won using his laser vision to burn the other mans cards

chuck norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf

chuck norris puts the ass in assassinate. by this i mean he roundhouse kicks ur ass

when arnold says the line "i'll be back" in the first terminator movie it is implied that is he going 2 ask chuck norris for help in the sequels

the first law of thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets chuck norri...
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42. z-ro
z-ro...The Best Rapper Alive. He doesnt have much exposure because he is underground, from Houston Texas, sounds similar to Tupac but snaps in his songs more. has been in the game since 1998. If he went mainstream he would go platinum on all his albums...Best rapper since Tupac.

If you havent heard him then get one of his albums and then you will see he is the best alive.

South Sil fa Lil. South Side for life.
Z-ro's great songs like...From the south, Tall tale of a G, I hate you bitch, I found me, Sunshine, Look what you did to me.
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