|988.||it's not you|
typically a phrase that is code for: IT IS SO YOU!!!
Jim: Listen Terri, it's not you, it's me. You're just really annoying, and its bugging me
Terri: so it is me then?
Jim: well actually, yeah it is...
The longest river Of Southwest Asia, except if you search for it in google pictures.
Im looking for information on Eufrat because I need it for some homework, but then I search for it in google pictures, and my homework ends up taking a lot more time than expected.
|990.||In it for the Lols|
Joining in with an activity/task for no other reason than to have a laugh.
James: 'Tony, will you help us build a shelter for endangered possums this weekend?'
Tony: 'OK but I'm only In it for the Lols'
Will: 'Fred why do you bother coming to college, you never learn anything?'
Fred: 'I'm just in it for the Lols'
When one roars "FOR NARNIA", they have just ejaculated.
Fabio: FOR NARNIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Susan B. Anthony: It's in my hair :l
|992.||Are you going to pay for that?|
A reference to the Youtube video, "Are you going to pay for that?", in which the video consists of a guy sitting in his parked car. He is then rear-ended by a teenage girl driving and accidently hits the back of his car. He then gets out a machine gun and begins firing it out of rage and closes with the question "Are you going to pay for that?".
Dude1- I got in a fender-bender yesterday!
Dude2- Woah, what happened?
Dude1- Pull out my gun, started firing, and asked her "are you going to pay for that?"
When you piss of your fellow IT professionals by leaving Windows Firewall on thus wasting an entire day of trouble shooting & as such culminates in them writing a SonicWall application firewall rule to stop you browsing the web
Fred: Man that tard John left the Windows firewall on and I've just wasted a full day trying to work out why this VPN did not work..
Dave: I know lets SonicRape his ass into the next life for being a n0000000b
Created in 2009 by Jevastus Destinus, this "word" means "a worthless pathetic whore that fucks a couple of boys everyday for a couple of bucks". Usually an attention whore. "whore" is replaceable with "slut, bitch, hoe, prostitute, and doxie".
Jevastus: How's it going?
Idiot: That's none of your business.
Jevastus: Alright then, shove a fucking white whale up your ass, you worthless fuck-a-couple-o'-boys-erryday-for-a-couple-o'-bucks whore. :-)