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Foozball 

A really cute and fuzzy animal, usually a cat or dog.

Derived from fuzzball, or floofball, which means a fuzzy or floofy cutie pie.
My dog is such a foozball, soooooo floofy
Foozball by DoobahDoobahDoobah April 7, 2021

Foozballitis 

A sharp pain in the tendons of your arm that you get when you play fooball too often. It disables you from easy, everyday tasks such as making a fist, doing push-ups, or simply masturbating. It feels like your tendons are very crusty.
Guy: "Ah man, I have the worst foozballitis. My tendons are all crusty!"
Foozballitis by Tommy Boy G December 20, 2007

fooseball orgy 

two pairs of naked men stand across each other and jerk each other. much like a jerk circle but in square form with random jerking
dude, at ryan's sausage fest last night, I swear a couple of those guys from the other school that came went downstairs and had a fooseball orgy
fooseball orgy by amazingreg September 20, 2010

Foozball 

A term used to describe a table game placed with 2 seperate teams kicking a ball such as soccer.

This term may be best described as a person living in the southern Floridian border. A person who lives close to swamps, hunts for aligators, and barbecues them for dinner.
Adam Sandler's "The Waterboy".

A person with a high pitched voice, who speaks rather fast and interrupts anyone who may be in the middle of a conversation.

Someone who thinks women were made by satan.

"My boy ain't playin' no FOOZBALL!"

"Women are for da' devil!"

"Donta la FOOZBALL!"

"Man, that Tamara is such a FOOZBALL!"
Foozball by Joe Jr. March 13, 2004

fooseball 

the family friendly version of saying fuck
daym boy he got fooseballed
fooseball by lil_nutto December 4, 2018

fongerballs 

One of the best kind of the gongerballs species know to exist among the 4 other gongerballs gang members Fongerballs! he is god, he is your god, he is the best, he is everything
OH MOY GOLLY GEE I LOVE FONGERBALLS
fongerballs by fongerballz February 9, 2022