A deviously homosexual word that middle aged mastadons use to make fake internet friends in a niche that is undoubtedly tighter than their collective anal slits.

Primarily used by Americans that like soccer to make Americans that don't like soccer want to dive off tall buildings.
Idiot: Hey everyone! I watched footy today! It was divine!

me: *closes garage and starts car*
by The Real John Michael Kane September 28, 2009
a fat faggot who loves the cock more than anything. he sits around all day long thinking about dicks he wants to suck. one time in the locker room he tried to suck my dick and it was quite frightening i tried to push him away but he took me down the rolls on his body squished me and i couldnt move so i twisted his man titties till they turned purple.

i think he likes to suck penis because he is fat and people make fun of him so when he is giving head he feels good about himself and it boosts his self motivation.

i also think he needs to get the huge penis out of his butt its affecting him at school and in his studies. i think thats why hes so retarded.
hey footy get off my dick!

your such a footy stop suckings guys's dicks.

why are you such a footy i dont like it when you suck my dick?
by john beluchi June 20, 2008
A shortened version of the word football used in:

Australia to mean either:
Australian Rules football
Rugby League
Rugby Union

England to mean:
I'm off to the footy this Friday night to see my beloved Kangaroos thump Collingwood. Man those Magpie supporters are bogans.
by Ash April 12, 2005
Short for "football", used in Australia to describe Australian Rules Football, Rugby League and sometimes even Rugby Union.
We're off to the footy.
by The Slater November 04, 2003
Slang for football - can mean many different sports depending where said -

Australia - AFL (Australian Rules) or Rugby Leauge/Union NRL

U.S.A - American Football/Gridiron

Europe, South America - They call it football, we call it soccer.

Asia, Anywhere else - I dunno wtf it means
Footy is fun to play and watch, both especially more fun if you are shitfaced.
by Nezbit. January 05, 2005
What Europeans should call there football, so they stop complaining on what we call there soccer. Honestly, the word soccer was used by EUROPEANS before Americans used it!

And no, we don't call football footy
Soccer - Footy

American Football - Football

Rugby Football - Rugby

Canadian Football - CFL

Aussie Rules - Whatever the fuck you want
by Spikesy July 23, 2006
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