The greatest sport ever made. And not to be confused with soccer. football as in the nfl. the most exciting sport ever to be made. That envolves 11 men on offense and 11 men on defense. all playes wear equiment like helments and shoulder pads to protect them from enjury due to the rough conctact in the sport. they are played ib 4 down intervals. the only way to keep going is to gain 10 yards befor your 4 downs are up. the deffense tries to stop this from happening. the ball can ether be handed off to a running back or thrown the a reciever by a quater back. the quater back is protected by lineman. the lineman protect from deffesive lineman and linebackers. the recievers are covered by cornerbacks, safties, and linebacker who also can ruse the quater. line backers also watch for the running back.
I was watching a NFL football game today. the Chicago Bears lost to the Pittsburg steelers 35 to 0.
by T.R.O.R April 13, 2011

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A really awful sport that idiots worship.
Person A: Hey look Man Utds playing.

Person B: DOH!!! DID U KNOWZ THAT WAYNE ROONEY WAS TRANSFERED FOR LIKE A GAZILLION POUNDS!!!! FOOTBALL RULEZ!!!
by Tron/rinziler January 03, 2011

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an excuse for guys to check eachother out, some say the game is fun to play, but this is just a rationalization for the expressing of homoerotic emotions, through the comforting medium of sport. Appraisal of other males can be conducted during the game and also after in the men's locker which is sporty and fun and chemically involving as opposed to in the men's bathroom which can be psychologically invasive and shameful as society has conditioned us to view our bodily functions as uncultured and unspeakable. Homoeroticism in men is as natural as it is in women. A correlary for football in women is competitive trampolining.
Football is a useless unwatchable abomination of a sport as is trampolining for women, but I let my husband watch it because it helps him to establish wholesome connections with other men through sport who are also ashamed of their secret attraction to other men.
by bluewatcher December 06, 2010

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The greatest sport in the world, played almost exclusively in America. WAY better and more difficult to play than soccer.

Yeah, in football you wear pads, but if you didn't, you would get seriously injured and possibly killed, especially at the NFL level. Yeah, you get breaks in between plays, but it's like running sprints. One or two sprints won't get you tired, but after an hour of it, you're exhausted. Same with football.

To have a good football team, you need a diverse range of players with different skills. You need a good leader who can throw the football well, a strong, fast player who can absorb hits every play without fumbling the ball, a few fast athletic players who can catch the ball and not drop it after getting leveled by a safety or linebacker, and five big guys to fight in the trenches and block every play and are the most important part of your offense.

And that's just the offense. So for all of you faggots who think that soccer is harder or takes more skill than football and all you need to do to be a football player is throw a football, man up and try playing a real sport, AMERICA's sport, American Football. You wouldn't last 5 seconds against a good team.
Yound Lad: Mister, what's the greatest sport in the world?

Wise Man: Football, AMERICAN Football.
by some guy12 February 16, 2009

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in the U.S.A.,a bastardised form of rugby where the ball is rarely kicked.Played by large muscular men wearing skin-tight trousers and make-up.
"American football is definately NOT gay."
by Wayne Fukyerself January 18, 2010

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A game where guys don spandex pants, helmets, and colorful jerseys. Men watch the sport for excitement, joy, or to appear masculine. Women watch the sport to ogle at the ass of hot, muscular, sweaty men.
Tom: Did you catch the Football game last night?
Bill : Yea it was so crazy, when #43 tackled #78 and broke his leg. They should've dropped a flag on that.
Tom : And when it went into overtime, i was on the edge of my seat.

Beth : Did you catch the game last night?
Angela : Yes! # 26 has the sexiest ass!
Beth : I know! I couldn't stop staring at #32. His muscles just turned me on...
Angela: I wish Tom looked that good....
by Albert.Einstein June 08, 2009

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A misused term for a game mostly played in America and specially designed for steroid-packed bulky bullies to outstand among themselves and collide against each other like brainless and highly moronic beasts. The game is characterized by brutality and fatal injuries are pretty common. Soccer is the real and very genuine football since you actually use your foot to hit a spheric ball all the time.
He looks very nice in his football outfit; he is probably set to break some of his opponents' ribs today. He runs like a brainless maniac, but he's just playing football. Soccer deserves to be called football since players actually use their feet to kick balls in this game.
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