Slang term for xanax (alprazolam)simply because of their shape .5mg = peach football 1mg = blue football
"Yo i just picked up a buncha xanax if u need any.."
"What u got the bars?"
"Nah just some blue footballs but theyll do the trick."
by F4SN8R August 27, 2007
a lame excuse for men to jump on each other
tackels are another way of saying i whant you in football language
by ?@?@ April 03, 2008
A bunch of sweaty guys grabbing and jumping on each other. also refered to as an all gay gangbang
"hey do you wanna play some football" "sure but dont tell my girlfriend"
by homosexical August 15, 2008
An American pass time where men pile on top of each other while other men watch and cheer them on. It also involves some booty smacking when one man makes a touchdown.
When the quarterback touched the football to the ground and made a touchdown, his teammates ran towards him and jumped on top of him, while his coach smacked his booty on national television.
by Witless in the Bay November 29, 2007
American sport, not to be confused with pussy ass futbol (soccer). Football is a real man's game. Futbol is for foot faries who are afraid of contact sports
You wanna play soccer?
Fuck no I have male genetalia I play football.
by Not a pussy February 21, 2009
an excuse for guys to touch each other inappropriatley

a gay sport that wimps who have no other talent play

should be called "soccer"
"good job on throwing that football into the endzone" (slaps ass)
"hey, thanks!" (slaps ass back)
by the real futbol player January 24, 2009
The briefcase that contains activation codes and locations to every nuclear warhead in the country. It travels with the President at all times, and a warhead can be activated from the football. The codes are organized by chapter in the playbook. If you look in the background of any picture of the President after 1945, you will see a Secret Service agent holding the football.
It was agent Robinson's duty to keep track of the football. He was ordered to be prepared to give his life to protect it.
by Trem April 01, 2007

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