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for the most part, big ass mothafuckers who's brains are in their dick heads. fucking girls and going to jail are a must for these guys... still, its a living.
Moronic IS a word, dumbass.
by MSTFreak May 02, 2005
In high school, the people that deserve the least amount of respect, yet get the most. MTV brainwashed girls want to fuck them just becuase they're "hot". VERY few of them (about 10%) are cool and get along with everybody. The other 90% are stereotypical jocks: date only cheerleaders, hate everyone not on the team, are depressingly stupid, and act like complete asses.
Football players: giving "meathead" a new definition.
by Adrian June 20, 2006
1.guys who put on enough pads to usaully keep themselves alive play on professional teams and get paid alot of money,who still get injured

2.people who play football for fun with or without pads because we think its fun and we love the game,were not all jocks either
1.terrel owens went to play in the superbowl after breaking his ankle

2.me and my friends who play for the hell of it
by eric February 26, 2005
Robert Wood.
Hey, you're his best friend, what's a synonym for Robert Wood? Soccer player?

Fuck no, Robert Wood means football player, and if you don't believe me, his best friend, just check Urban Dictionary.
by G1NG August 30, 2010
A player of one of the most physical, strategically complex sports in the world. Often the subject of negative stereotypes, which are usually formed from the whining of pussies and nerds who don't have the skill or are scared to play, lacrosse faggots, or other people with an inexplicable aversion to football. Not all high school football players are dumb or get bad grades. This is generally a result of teachers being unrealistic and expecting us to put up with all of their shit. As for the stereotype that we only date cheerleaders, what the fuck is the problem with dating girls we find attractive? There's a reason the pussies, nerds, and faggots don't give us shit to our faces. Their asses would be kicked into the next state.
I am a football player.
by TheKickerman19 February 20, 2013
Typically arrogant in all aspects, and believe that anyone who doesn't play the sport is a female's genitalia. They claim to be superior to everyone and will brag about how much bench press (which is usually exaggerated BS). They treat the sport like its warfare, but until they join a military service and go throught he rigorous training of combat and be able to apply that to a firefight and CQC, then they should really just shutup and learn to play the sport for fun and not to be a little POS with plastic armour and a ball on a playing field who loves to brag about their "soldiering". (I'm looking at you High School jocks)
I've been preparing myself for BCT and OSUT, but apparently I'm a pussy because I'm not a Football Player.
by FMPleads April 17, 2016
dumb, moronic meat heads who's only job in life is placed at great jeopordy every time they get a concussion.
wow did you see that football player try to eat that plastic fruit? man he is dumb just like all the rest of them.
by lacrosse is better then football November 17, 2003
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