Pokeing some one in the ass with a football, flute, big toe, N64 controler, anything with in reach. A friendly gesture, which some friends might take the wrong way.
(#1): *reaches over and pokes friend in ass with harmonica*
(#2): " ahh, ahh, no football lovin' "
(#1): heh heh heh....
Florida, the one place where the father north you go, the father south you end up. Always has and always will be filled with old people, fucking tourists and us rednecks. Great place to live if you in enjoy the shitty education, hot, hot and hotter weather, hurricanes,humidity, fatasses in speedo's, sea lice and tourists all year round. But if you can get past all of the shitty stuff, then its not so bad. My current home state and has been for my whole life. some of the good things about living in florida includes:: you can spend the whole day at disney and drive home the same day, i personally only own 2 pairs of shoesthe rest are flip-flops, were not as stuck up as you think, most of us who do live here live in towns most people who live in north florida have never heard of. It's here where you'll find your rednecks. We live for friday nights when we can get rowdy at the football game,even though we all know our tems not gonna break the 40 game losing streak, but that doesnt stop us. We live for the after partys of any semi-major/major event. Everyone knows all the good back roads to go down so you dont get caught drinking, and when you do get caught, everyone in the whole town includeing your parents know within 10 mintues. Hardly any of us down here use any other type of phone besides the nextel di...more...
The guru of mystery. Enjoys family trips to places like the zoo and time spent with the fambam. Usually tall and studly, with brown hair and eyes like a fox. Drives whoever needs a ride home. Meets freshmen at football games and silently enjoys their presence. Is the life of many parties. Gets creeped on extremely frequently by girls he doesn't know too incredibly well. Probably the most grand person to ever grace the face of the earth.
Girl 1: Mmmm, gurrrl? You be seein' that Paul lately?
Girl 2: OH DAYYYYUMMMM, I be lovin' that Paul.
Girl 1: Mmm, gurrl. I would let him be the guru of my mystery.
Girl 2: Yuhhh.
A cheerleader is an athlete.more...
A) They cheer in formation at football, wrestling, basketball, soccer, and baseball usually. These require many practices, usually early in the morning (before school), planning and supporting events, creative choreographing, a fit body (for tossing, catching, flying, tumbling, jumping, dancing, precise arm motions).
B) They perform a time consuming routine at competition(s). This requires a lot of extra time and money. Cheerleaders must not only make an original cheer, but also must have extensive stunts, a dance, and music.
Cheerleaders may be seen together often at school, but that is because they only have time outside of school working on cheerleading. Cheerleaders are not just "snobs". It isn't really known why cheerleaders get classified as "snobs", but it is possible that people are intimidated by a cheerleader's confidence. Many of the girls may have a boyfriend, which is because guys like girls who are happy and comfortable with themselves. Where does the label "slut" come from? If you don't have a thick head, you'd know cheerleaders aren't the only group that has its sluts. Cheerleaders must have a high GPA, and if it were slipping, it would only be because he/she is spending...
|5.||University of Texas|
University of Texas is for rejected IVE league-wanna-be-bound Students who had to resort to a fallback school whose colors are burnt orange( being the colors babies shit out their ass), with a mascot being a cow (should we be shaking of fear?)-way to represent the state of Texas guys. A&M has a dog that could possibly have an aggressive aspect to it, and thank god at LEAST one of the Texas schools represented in the big12 has a mascot with a GUN huge props TEXAS TECH.more...
In the middle of a city, the campus is stacked up upon itself purposely so students who are hippie-mary j smoking freaks have something to look at while discussing their liberal beliefs in the conservative southern part of the country. HEY smart asses, if you all were so smart why didn’t you just go up north and bitch about liberal politics up there? Oh wait you WERENT smart enough to go there that right, my bad.
All the fruits attend this school in hopes that it will boost their ego and self esteem.-when it wont. Just makes them look even gayer.
Texas thinks they are the shit. Even though this past year the only team they couldnt beat in football was Texas tech university- way to get owned after all yalls shit talking HA. UT students think they are so smart-especially when they dare to consistently make fun of other schools such as A&M and TexasTech for example; ranting about how low their grades are and hope stupid they are when in REALITY there’s probably more STDs floating around UT Campus due ...
Montvale: a small town in upper bergan county were they controll everything woodcliff lake does. woodcliff lake is to poor (supposedly) to get a high school, so they come to montvales. woodcliff lake boys live on basketball courts: rather watch a basketball game then chill with eachother. montvale is also supirior to another local town: park ridge. since a certain GIRL moved to montvale from that town, that town now feels the need to make fun of montvale kids, even though they know if the F5 start a fight with montvale kids, motown has a 6.2 200 lbs beast no one dare face, a red-neck/hollister wearing football player, the brother of bergan catholics best colligiate wrestler, a jacked up white boy from military school, and a bob marley lovin kid with no respect whatsoever. motown is supirior