Nickname for Australian Rules Football, no padding, no helmets, just balls.
They play Aussie Rules in heaven, not Rugby.
1. My whole entire life.
2. The class I live for.
3. The after-school activity you actually enjoy.
4. What you look forward to all year long, and you even love marching in the mud, the rain, and the blazing hot sun at band camp.
5. It taught me to appreciate the dirty things in life.
6. The late night bus rides where you play games, sing cheesy songs, and make out with your bus buddy (hey it's dark, and ALMOST no one can see).
7. Getting naked in front of everyone and loving it.
8. Your real family, that you love and also want to do things with.
9. It takes up all your free time and you love it.
10. Something to actually be proud of, since we work harder than the football team, probably win more awards, and we have more fun. Plus, it's one of the only sports that has boys and girls. You can never go wrong with that.
11. The feeling of belonging to something.
12. The BEST THING ON THE PLANET!!!
At one band competition, we got to the school at 2 A.M. and got back at 4 in the morning the next day. I was tired, my feet hurt and I had five shots in my coffee just to stay awake. And for that 24 hours my home was the white tent where we changed, my family was the band and all my friends, and heaven was those styrofoam cups of burning hot chocolate and out sock feet stepping in rain puddles while we frantically changed into marching uniforms. It's the amazing feeling you get when you finish the last note of your marching show, and the sound resonates all around the stadium, and you snap back to attention trying so hard not to smile because you're so happy.
Going to say it again there are 2 main types of rugby,
League = sucks arse, always stopping everytime someone gets tackled and gives time for players to recover
Union = the game played in heaven, more rolling sport where you need to be fitter, smarter and have to outwit your oppents, and you can leagally hurt people. its a real mans sport that is for two types of people the piggies (fowards) who use the weight and the backs who sit and comb their hair and use thier speed. Also when you finish union players a it smarter then league boys and the chicks like it :-)
Better then Gridion where u need that much padding where we don't need it. Football (pussy arse soccer) which basically sucks.
Rugby the game played in heaven
The #1 Catholic University in America. The anti-Boston College
Notre Dame student:I drive a Mercedes
Boston College student:I drive a 1985 Mercedes
The best, most honest football club in Ireland. Found in 1890 and based in Phibsboro on Dublin's north side, Bohs are everything a football team should be... badly run, shite football, crumbling old stadium, moaning fans, cold chips, wonky floodlights, fringe lunatics. The closest thing to heaven on earth.
Bohs' colours are red and black, usually seen in vertical stripes on the jersey. Dalymount Park in near Dublin's city centre has been the home of Bohs since 1901 but in an effort to attract more fans, investors, sponsors and media coverage the club is now looking to move to a new stadium on the outskirts of Dublin in a deal which will result in Bohemian FC being one of the richest clubs in Europe. Whether that money will be spent on investing in the future and securing Champions League football for years to come is anyone's guess at the moment. Don't be surprised if the millions get blown on right footed donkeys with two nleft feet and a manager who can't tell his back four from his back side.
Local rivals include Shamrock Rovers and St Patrick's Athletic.
Much as they'd like to consider themselves rivals, the club known as Shelboune are irrelevant.
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother, what will I be?
Will I be Rovers?
Will I be Bohs?
Here's what she said to me
Wash your mouth my son
And get your father's gun
And shoot the Rovers scum
Shoot the Rovers scum
we hate Rovers!
The best game in the world, closely followed by Rugby Union and League.
Incredibly fast paced, creative game. Basically 7 a side Rugby Union but the main objective is possession, not territory.
It is played on a full-sized pitch, but with only 7 players on each team. Therefore there is a lot more space and the game is about throwing the ball around to someone with a 1 on 1(every 7s player can easily take advantage of that situation) who then steps, runs and scores
If you like football more than rugby, firstly you are a pussy -wank -bucket -anal -juice -licking -batty -head -amateur, but if you watch a 7s tournament on ITV2 see if you don't change your mind.
Did you see that rugby sevens tournament?
Yeah, there was this guy who wrote a definition of 7s on urban dictionary. He was amazing. He runs the 100m in 2.18 seconds.
Yeah, wanna beer?
A madass spanish footballer
Full Name - Luis Javier Garcia Sanz
Born - 24th June 1978 Badalona, Spain
-Played for Barcelona but signed to Liverpool in 2004
-Scores vital goals for his current club making him one of liverpools top scorers
-Dedicates his goals to his son by sucking his thumb
He drinks Sangria
He came form Barca
Hes 5 foot 7
Hes football heaven
So please so take our luis away