| 64. | rainbootz | ||
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rainbootz: (rayne-boot-z):
1. rubber foot coverings, similar to a rain boot 2. rainbootz have special designs and extra support and tread for superior stomping capabilities while puddle jumping. |
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| 65. | Hidiots | ||
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Means what you'd think it means: Hideous Idiots. King Rod:
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"Oh, Great Giant! Thank you, Mighty Colossal Allied Thing, for stepping on the Specks of Rilonate and making so much mush of them! Your immense foot has crushed our ancient foe in an instant. Squashed beneath your mammoth bulk, these unspeakable hidiots have been reduced to the evil scum that they have always represented. We are now delivered forever from their constant whining, taunting and bantering. You, Magnificent Titan, are our national hero! Oh Necromaniacal Whopper, you shall be the greatest of all figures in the history of Rod. There is none equal to your fabulous enormity on all of Ogdilla. You, Tremendous Gargantua, shall be second only to myself, unless of course you would rather be number one. By the way, we thank you, Phenomenal Behemoth, so very much for not stomping on us too. I can only offer our humble Kingdom to you, Amazing Monstrosity, as compensation for the wonderful deed you have accomplished today. It is not a kingdom worthy of your monumental grandiosity, of course; you won't like it much. You will probably not like anything we offer you, since it is all tiny compared to your gigantean size. But of course, anything we have is yours, but I don't know what... |
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| 66. | Stomp the Yard | ||
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A phrase used in Foursquare to describe the act of "stomping" the ball with your foot after the ball has hit the square resulting in the elimination of the receiver of the yard stomp. Stomping the yard is the same thing as "snaking", except your foot is used as opposed to your hand. Ahhh man can he really Stomp the Yard!
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| 67. | Action Satchel | ||
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An alternative name for man-bags that was invented to make insecure men feel less effeminate about owning what is essentially a handbag. Clutching his action satchel, Timmy barged through the closed wooden doors and out into the storm.
"I'll show those lousy lumberjacks who's a real man," he shrieked, stomping his foot against the floor like some sort of wet sissy grasshopper. "I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM!!!" |
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| 68. | Calf Off | ||
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It is where one person thinks his or her calves are the best.. When in fact it is clearly one sided that the guys are better and look so good that they may be thought to be fake Guy: my calves are the best
Girl: no way I work out all the time and pay someone .. I have the best legs ever.. Guy: UM why u freaking out and stomping ur foot ..my calves rule ... Girl: OMG OMG OMG NO MY CALVES ARE EVERYTHING W/O THEM I AM LOST I LOVE MY LEGS... I AM THE BEST I AM BUCCI. Guy: we should have a calf off |
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| 69. | Driving Stick | ||
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The act of using ones knees to drive while simultaneously using a set of drum sticks to play the drum beat of music on the radio. Usually this is accomplished with the volume at the maximum setting. Some variations use the bottom of the steering wheel as the snare, the top is the hi hat, toms can be played on the seat or any surface that produces a thump, the bass can be played by stomping the floor board with the foot that doesn't do anything anyways, and symbols can be played on the windows. Many accomplished "Stick Drivers" can navigate even the most congested inner city streets or highway system seamlessly drumming to the heaviest metal music. Some lower level "stick drivers" should start of with a slow country song in the Walmart parking lot... Police Officer: Sir, can you explain the reason you were swirving?
Guy: I was just started "driving stick"... Police Officer: Ok I will let you off with a warning Guy: drives off.. Police Officer: Hey... that was an automatic.... Guy: Drives into on coming traffic hitting a bus full of old clown nuns killing everyone in a huge explosion while slipknot blares from his radio... Police Officer: haha... Noobs |
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| 70. | Hammer heel | ||
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The act of stomping on ones body repeatedly in a fight, using the heel of one foot as a weapon of mass destruction. "Lisa wasn't winning the fight, so she hammer heeled her opponent into submission"
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