when your balls dry up and become shinny and hard.
when judy grabed a handful of bills nuts she screamed "oh shit why didnt you tell me you had foose balls ? " and ran out of the room.
by tellitizaman September 15, 2010
A game of soccer played on a table at near waist height. Turning of knobs are used to score a small ball in the oppenents goal. Rules much like the game of soccer.
Man, the only indoor game better than ping-pong is fooseball!
by dostacysmom69 January 24, 2006