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April Foooos 

The most awful audio bitchslap one can be dealt. Usually accompanied by painful stinging laughter coming from the party who just served you BIG TIME.
Hey yo (insert name), I just bitchslapped yo motha! (short pause) APRA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS!!!!!!!!
HEY (insert name), I just ran over yo cat with my lawnmowa!!!!! (short pause) APRA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!!!!
HEY (shotgun fire). I just shot you in the stomach with a shotgun!!!!! (short pause) April Foooos!!!!!
April Foooos by JohnnyOSkoo December 14, 2008
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What your friends say when life fucked you over. Mixture of Foo and Oof.
Person 1: “Oh man, I literally just crashed my car!”
Person 2: “FOOOOF”
FOOOOF by RobloxAdmin November 23, 2017

Foofoofnik 

Generally speaking, an old, wrinkly, long-lobed, snow white haired person that drives way too slow in the left lane, that's oblivious to all else around him or her.
Jesus Christ, look at that foofoofnik driving so slow, they can't even see over their steering wheel!
Foofoofnik by Blumpette December 9, 2018
A vehement expression indicating excitement at the prospect of either the promise or arrival of food.
Fooood! Get ready, time to eat!
fooood by Dolph M September 9, 2006

Little Bunny Foofoo 

When a guy puts his penis in between his legs so all you can see is his bush and it looks like a vagina.
Buffalo Bill had a crazy little bunny foofoo in silence of the lambs.
Little Bunny Foofoo by Jake June 30, 2004
Adjective used to describe anything that is just a little to frilly, fancy, or "upper crust". Things that are foofoo might also be a bit on the delicate side, or too elegant by half, or even offensively fruity. Spoiled little lap-dogs, $1000 designer handbags, and pink capri pants worn by men all qualify as foofoo. Volleyball, a lightweight game - not a "sport" - played by athletic girls and openly gay men, does not qualify as foofoo.
"I just saw Mrs. Vanderbilt buying a Gucci sweater for her poodle. The whole scene was so foofoo."
Foofoo by Corralejo99000 May 28, 2013
The magic that one puts into a home cooked meal
The meal she cooked was so good that it was obvious she had used some serious Foodoo when preparing it.
Foodoo by coolbreezyone September 7, 2009