foolishnessity 

shanden invented this word.

someone: *says something stupid*
me: foolishnessity.

foolishnessity by foolishnessity October 15, 2021

Theory of Maximum Foolishness 

The world will arrange itself to make you--personally--feel maximally foolish.

Murphy's Law is a subset of the Theory of Maximum Foolishness. ML says "Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong." Often, that is true. However, the TOMF says that if something can go RIGHT that would make you look MORE foolish, then that is what will happen.

For example, ML predicts that bread will always fall butter-side down. But, if I TELL YOU it will fall butter-side down, when I go to actually SHOW YOU, the bread will fall butter-side up, making me feel maximally foolish.

The TOMF is true, but neither verifiable nor falsifiable to others because, whatever conditions you establish to test it, only YOU will know if the result made you feel maximally foolish. Of course it will, but only you will know that.

Theory of Maximum Foolishness by Two Hep Cats October 16, 2009

blame foolishness

Completely lacking forethought or caution.

An utterance used by Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn

Example 1:
Susan: Let's go to the cinema to watch 'P.S. I love you'.

Kevin: That's just blame foolishness

Example 2:
"You don't have to get up, mornings, and you don't have to go to school, and wash, and all that blame foolishness."

blame foolishness by Kevin Redrobe June 23, 2008

Black Foolishness 

The opposite of Black Excellence;
The act of complete and utter foolishness committed abusing black culture to be a fool.

Poster: "Looking for my lost dawg. He responds to Dawg, Jaquan, or simply just Yo. Tryna find my dawg, cuh. Five dollar reward."
Onlooker: "What is this black foolishness?"

Black Foolishness by BiblioShrèque May 30, 2018

foolishness

foolishness comes from the word foolish and is the action in wich you are doing somthing

"stop your foolishness"

foolishness by matt January 1, 2005

foolishness

adverb. to state a condition/circumstance/setting which denotes a foolish state.

my world is based on foolishness.

foolishness by NLU September 23, 2005

foolishnessary

The state or condition of foolishness characterized by foolishness so intense that simple foolishness is no longer a strong enough descriptor.

My wife's compulsion to do house work when all of the children are asleep or out of the house is the height of foolishnessary.

foolishnessary by monkeyman057 April 13, 2014