noun. A mild term of abuse used to describe a person (of either sex) whose physique, countenance and social skills combine in so terrifying a fashion as to suggest that their only hope of ever gaining sexual satisfaction would be to strangle a bear then rape the corpse.
"Hello" she boomed, in a voice that could easily be heard above the constant bass thump of the nightclub's, frankly illegal, sound system. I took one glance and turned to run. She was a Bear-strangler, and no amount of bronzy glitter tan was going to fool me into becoming her first human victim.
When the vagina becomes extremly soaked with love juices..
Shit fool that monkey wet! right now want to take the love pole..
Monkey Wet! Shits drippin like a broken dam.
Monkey Wet! It's so wet i can shemmy my way right in..
An act or state where a Person A does something minorly offensive to Person B, and Person B retaliates by doing something much worse in degree to Person B so that Person A will never choose to mess around again with Person B.
In other words: when someone wrongs you and you do something way worse back to make sure they don't fuck with you again.
1. That fool scratched Jim's car so Jim had sex with the fool's mom; now that's street justice.
2. That guy made fun of my brother, so I broke both his shins. Street justice, man.
Boarding in space using a jet-powered skateboard.
"Dude let's go spaceboarding!"
"Hey, that'd be a sweet name for a dodgeball team!!!"
"Dude, we don't play dodgeball."
"Ya ignant slut!"
"What's wrong with you?"
"Wa wrong witchu??"
"I had too much of The Alaskan Pipeline."
A sexual permiscuious man or woman who sleeps with whomever she can, sometimes for personal gain, but mostly cause she's a nappy headed ho. They can be seen as either a beneficial aspect of human culture or an obimination to mankind. Everybody knows one, everyone's fucked one; nobody talks about them, but everyone wants one. Politicians love slut hoes.
That slut ho Sally had sex with Dick more fifty times in the first month they met, before they even started dating.
Jane got caught fucking Dick in the kitchen by her pimp. Jane screamed, "Run Dick run!" He said, "You stupid slut ho, better not be getting any diseases! You know I don't fool around. Bitch, where's my money!?"
To joke on someone, to pull a fast one; to be mischevious and devious in intent and nature; to fool someone or lead them on thinking one thing, only to have them unpleasantly surprised about the true result
Guy puts in work all night for this girl at a party. As they go upstairs and get ready to have sex, the girl passes out before anything happens. The guy's response, SHANANAGAINS.
1.) someone who takes his penis out during oral sex and hits his girl in the face with it.
2.) someone who gave a severe, one sided beating
Personification of Mollywhop
1.) "this boy's a fool, girl didnt know he was a mollywhopper and she got a face full."
2.) "it was an even fight till this mollywhopper came through and cleaned up on 'em."