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April Foooos 

The most awful audio bitchslap one can be dealt. Usually accompanied by painful stinging laughter coming from the party who just served you BIG TIME.
Hey yo (insert name), I just bitchslapped yo motha! (short pause) APRA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS!!!!!!!!
HEY (insert name), I just ran over yo cat with my lawnmowa!!!!! (short pause) APRA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!!!!
HEY (shotgun fire). I just shot you in the stomach with a shotgun!!!!! (short pause) April Foooos!!!!!
April Foooos by JohnnyOSkoo December 14, 2008
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Foofoofnik 

Generally speaking, an old, wrinkly, long-lobed, snow white haired person that drives way too slow in the left lane, that's oblivious to all else around him or her.
Jesus Christ, look at that foofoofnik driving so slow, they can't even see over their steering wheel!
Foofoofnik by Blumpette December 9, 2018

Little Bunny Foofoo 

When a guy puts his penis in between his legs so all you can see is his bush and it looks like a vagina.
Buffalo Bill had a crazy little bunny foofoo in silence of the lambs.
Little Bunny Foofoo by Jake June 30, 2004
Adjective used to describe anything that is just a little to frilly, fancy, or "upper crust". Things that are foofoo might also be a bit on the delicate side, or too elegant by half, or even offensively fruity. Spoiled little lap-dogs, $1000 designer handbags, and pink capri pants worn by men all qualify as foofoo. Volleyball, a lightweight game - not a "sport" - played by athletic girls and openly gay men, does not qualify as foofoo.
"I just saw Mrs. Vanderbilt buying a Gucci sweater for her poodle. The whole scene was so foofoo."
Foofoo by Corralejo99000 May 28, 2013

foofookakatiti 

The protectors of the living descendents of Tom Hanks. Should they ever pass on (although they are immortal) the world will end in a slow/painful death.
Our holyness the foofookakatiti
foofookakatiti by cheddaomolet January 30, 2009
adj. a word used to characterize something that is fancy, frilly, excessive, generally above and beyond the norm; overdone; girly; gay
Sheila: God, I LOVE Peppermint Mochas! They're my favorite coffee!
Mary: That's not coffee, hun. Black coffee and Americanos are coffee - you drink foofoo coffee.

Sascha: What are you ordering? I'm going to get a Cosmopolitan.
Mark: A Cosmopolitan? That's such a foofoo drink! Why not just get a Jack & Coke?
foofoo by dieHeilige December 31, 2007

Foofoo nigga doodoo 

“How”
Foofoo nigga doodoo