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8.
The torture that 01012012.tumblr puts everyone in until they transform into foodpornatics.
Sherlockian: Hey look at this cool blog 01012012. Oh no. NO!!! NOT THE FOOD PORN THE DELICIOUS HORRIBLE FOOD PORN. NOOOOOO!!!!
by VorteckBeCrazy May 16, 2012
 
1.
Close-up images of juicy, delicious food in advertisements.
Oh, that McDonalds ad was like food porn. I want a Big Mac sooo bad.
by Ryan April 12, 2005
 
2.
taking mouthwatering pictures of delicious foods and proliferating them throughout various social media websites as status updates, thus tempting all those not even currently hungry into getting a food hard-on and getting food-horny and blowing all of their heroic dieting efforts to hell.
Ever since my buddy got onto the healthy lifestyle/cooking from scratch band wagon, all of his status updates have been strictly food porn.
by AlatarielArtanis September 28, 2010
 
3.
Television shows produced to promote the sensual and hedonistic qualities of food such as those presented on the Food Network.
1) We love watching food porn while we are eating dinner.

2) Bobby Flay and Rachael Ray are the king and queen of food porn.
by Bill R May 12, 2007
 
4.
when people post close up pictures on they're social networking sites (ex. facebook, myspace) of delicious food that looks like art.
Eddy's photo caption on picture reads: "Man I don't even wanna touch this work of food art"

Walter comments: That's some delicious looking food porn.
by Alisa Bosconovitch June 02, 2010
 
5.
This genre is usually encountered late at night, like regular porn. It occurs generally when you are watching either Food Network or The Travel Channel. You see delicious looking food that you: a) don't have in your residence, b) can't go out and get RIGHT THEN because the market or restaurant you might find it in is closed, c) can't have because of dietary restrictions, or d) can't afford.
Why do I torture myself by sitting here watching Guy Fieri praise that delicious looking omelette only served at Eggceptional Eggstacy in Homestead, Florida? This is real food porn!!

Damn, why does McDonald's have to close at 11PM? I want the Triple-Patty Heart Attack Burger NOW!! Food porn ambush!!

AAAGGGGGHHHHH!!! I could MAKE that if Kroger's was still open so I could get the ingredients! Foiled by late night food porn!

Each of the above is said while drooling with a tongue as hard as the other body parts usually associated with porn watching.
by quotable d June 19, 2010
 
6.
Noun.
Food Porn is any type of media that shows exceptionally delicious food. It is displayed in such a way that just the way it is spread out, or how the light hits it, leaves the observer going:

"Ohmygod. Get in me, but don't make me fat."
Person: Ohmygawd, that high quality picture of Nutella on a spoon made my ovaries explode! It's shameless Food Porn & I need it.
by foodpornographer June 19, 2012
 
7.
Any picture or ad of food that is appealing.
Yo, Danielle did you just see that Pizza Hut commercial?

Hell yeah - that was some good food porn. Let's go get some pizza.
by FriedMack May 30, 2008