the solution to all of women's problems.
woman: Im ugly
My boyfriend dumped me
My job sucks
Everyone hates me
Im on my period
I have acne
I scare little kids
Food: Im here for you babe!!
The second best game in the world. Played when there's too much food on backpacking trips. The players adhere to an extremely strict set of rules, and when a rule is broken, other players ask the Duke or Duchess if they may speak, and when granted permission, they state who they think has broken the rule. The Duke or Duchess then decides if they should recieve penance, in other words, extra food. It's pretty awesome.
"We have way too much food and no one wants to eat it. Looks like we're going to have to play Silent Football."
*the game ensues..*
"Lady Duchess Lauren with the Long Lingering Locks of the Lost Coast, may I speak?"
"Yes, Lady Sonia, you may."
"I believe that Lord Dave was blaming his own flatulence problems on my person."
"I agree, and for that he shall recieve penance."
(Everyone is greatly amused, and Dave gets another bowl of the nasty rice and chili mix)
|3.||cut down on|
There are problems with eating hamburgers.Many people have some healthy problems and they usually have to give up eating hamburgers.But it's not compulsory.There is another choose.
The doctor told him to cut down on fast food.
a big fat sloth that never moves except to get food.
whenever forced to move, it often complains and feigns injury, similar to the possum.
also believed to reproduce asexualy, which comes as no suprise seen as female members of species do not find it attractive, and refuse to mate with it.
can also be known to snore extremely bad, some believe this to be a call of pain in the sleep from the heron wanting more food.
random fact: scientists believe this Heron to be related to the long existant moobasaurus, which died some millions of years ago due to obsiesity problems
Dude: "Wow that Heron hasn't moved for ages."
Dude2: "Yeah and look how much food it's eaten."
just a combination of the word (Fridge) and (freezer) ending up as the word fridg/eezer, when you're not sure of where something is, in the fridge or freezer, just say fridgeezer, and your problems are over, or if you want to say fridge say fridgeezer or if you want to say freezer, then say it, it's a word in kylenese
1:where's the food
2:i think it's in the fridgeezer
2:the fridge or the freezer
|6.||thunder down under|
This term refers to the rumbling you get in your belly after eating bad food. If you feel the "thunder down under" you should immediatly find a toilet as it usually results in an involantary explosive release of the bowls.
Oh my god, I ate some bad chinese food and am gettin some thunder down under. I don't trust my farts right now....I need to find a bathroom...FAST!
a poor African-American from the south-eastern part of the United States who enjoys "looting" and disobeying government orders.
News reporter (Earl): Live from New Orleans, we go to our roaming anchor, Chip.
Chip: Yes, Earl, as you can see here, hurricane Katrina ate well in the city. However, she didn't eat jambalaya. Rather, she had looters and ignorant black people who blame George Bush for their problems.
Earl: Ah, yes... I imagine she had a buffet of hurricane food.